I’d really like to title this post with a little less foreshadowing, and then lead into it with a cute, pithy lilttle story… Maybe some fun little anecdotes, maybe some sexy teasing, maybe even whet your appetite with a picture or two. Actually, I really do need to start sharing more pictures with you here. I used to do it all the time on my old blog, remember that? I don’t know, I guess I’m still really enticed by all the photos I’ve placed on this site-and you gotta admit, there are a lot of HOT ones! But still. Note to self: Start posting pictures inside blog posts! (I’ll just add it to the list of a zillion and one other web chores that I haven’t gotten around to just yet… *Blushes*)
Anyway. While I know that I should make this post a little more well written, the goal here is pretty much informational-as opposed to being literary-so forgive my lack of flowing prose and just pretend I popped some in the intro, K? K. 
Besides, if you read my post below, and you’re following my Twitter as you’re supposed to be, you already know all about my sexy invalid status! *laughs* But just in case you still haven’t made a Twitter account so you can legally stalk me and read my updates to your heart’s content (lol) I’ll elaborate.
Remember when I mentioned in my last post that I had an ankle injury? Ummm, yeah…. Turns out that it’s not just a bone spur. It’s actually that AND an honest to goodness torn tendon in my ankle. *Pouts* I know, crazy right? I know they say “pain is the price of beauty” but I don’t think it’s supposed to mean serious injury! Lol… It’s been ridiculous. I don’t want to let this descend into a long discussion on the subject-so suffice it to say that I have at least 8 weeks of recovery ahead of me, and for the last few weeks I’ve been accessorizing with my very own ankle brace and ice pack. And no: still no shopping, still no heels, still no working out, still no pedicures! *Sobs* Oh, and not to mention that I’m also just getting over the flu. I know! It just hasn’t been my month! Lol…
Now don’t go thinking that I’ve been completely miserable! You know me better than that, right? *Smiles* My sweetheart Gun, Money Pet P, and Pussy Boy have kept me swimming in Amazon Gift Cards! (TY Guys! You know how much I appreciate you~or at least you’d better!) So I’ve had plenty of books to read on my Kindle (about 12 or 13 books over the last 2 weeks!) Plus movies and shows from Amazon VOD that I can stream right to my TV with my Roku. And of course there’s no shortage of Boys here locally-gay and straight-who come over to do just about anything I need… From cooking/bringing me dinner, to cleaning my house, to just keeping me company when I get sick of sitting around. Not that I need anyone to do too much for me~I always have a hard time sitting still so I’m probably up and around more than I should be. *Blushes* But still.
But that’s why I’ve coined myself the Sexy invalid… Because I still get up every day and put on VS jammies or sleep clothes, still look fucking adorable (IMO, of course!) Still stay in a pretty great mood, and of course I still cum with my vibrator often! Not to mention the yummy phone sex calls I take on my available nights… It’s just on a limited basis-more limited than usual even. So if you’ve been looking for me, now you know what’s going on. Remember, you can always still email using my contact form if you’d like to set up a phone sex call with me! Right now I need at least a day’s notice, but I’m definitely still around! So make sure to find me if you feel like playing…
Anyway, now you know. And I won’t be discussing it again until I’m healed or you ask-which is why all the details. Let’s see…what else before I go? (It’s after 4 AM and I have a call with Pussy Boy in just a few hours.) Ummm… I have a new Twitter page up as of an hour ago! Make sure to take a look when you have time. Maybe leave me a comment and tell me what you think? It’s beautiful, AND it feels all “professional like”! *Laughs* I’m also working on getting my calendar set up so that you’ll always know when I have openings! The link is up in the top navigation bar, I’ll let you know when it’s public and ready for viewing. And I guess that’s it!
I’m off to bed now… Painkillers make me pretty sleepy, but (don’t laugh!) they also make me horny! I’m going to make myself cum before I drift off. I’ll be taking calls tomorrow (Saturday) after 11pm EST, and I do have openings late night, so definitely look for me! If you miss me tonight, I’ll be back Monday after 10. Bye for now!
