Things To Know About Me…

October 8, 2011

Well, hello there, Pets :) Yes, yet again it’s been forever, I know, I know… My procrastination has reached epic proportions, lol. It does weigh on me, but instead of berating myself here, let’s discuss fun stuff instead, K? First, this website… I have my new 800#, I have the designer lined up to change out my graphics, I even have my new billing in place! At this point, it’s just a matter of actually connecting all of those dots & getting it finished. I just get a bit sidetracked with calls (even though I’m an only sometimes blogger, I am still busy having yummy phone sex several nights a week! *Smiles*) and life, and Alfonse, plus a girl’s gotta sleep sometime, right? Lol… So, as always, I’m working on it. As I type this, I’m available and taking Niteflirt calls, and I’m booked all night tomorrow night. But my plan is, that Monday afternoon is the day to finish up my web chores and get my site all updated so that you can all find me. So stay tuned :)

In the meantime, I’m noticing that I’m getting a LOT of new visitors here! And since my circle of callers is so small and my availability so exclusive, I sometimes take it for granted that everyone who reads here knows everything there is to know about me. Which, since my posts are so few and far between, is kind of unfair of me to think… Without a ton of posts like on my “flagship” site, KylieCallMe.com, information about me is a little limited, wouldn’t you say?

So, because I’m nothing if not helpful, lol… Here’s a little crash course about all things Kylie- Or at least, the most important ones :)

  1. I’m completely, totally, and happily spoiled rotten. *Giggles* I revel in having everything that I want, when I want it. (I suppose you could call me an instant gratification kind of girl…) Jsyk, I’m an only child. So this whole “Princess” thing isn’t new, it’s how I was raised. :) But don’t let that scare you off! I like to call myself “The Practical Princess”. Meaning the things I deserve are (mostly) within reason. Plus, I like to spoil my guys in return, so it’s a win win situation :)
  2. I adore GFE phone sex – It’s not just a catch phrase (for me)! The best thing about phone sex, in my opinion, is getting to know each other on a deeper level. I like to know what makes you tick… I like to get inside your head. But I also like to reciprocate, and let you know ME in return. A bit of intimacy makes orgasms SO much better! Don’t you think? *Blushes*
  3. I am, without exception, dominant. Sensual Domme is my preferred flavor of phone sex. Meaning, I know what I want and I’m not shy about saying so. Also, I don’t do too well with being told what to do (see #1 above!) Lol… Owning men is fun for me… A friend of mine calls me “The Boyfriend Collector”. *Laughs* Delving into the fetish side of things is extremely erotic for me as well… Cuckolding, Financial Domme, Blackmail, Humiliation, Naughty Confessions… All things I reallyenjoy! But don’t worry if serious Fem Domme isn’t quite your cup of tea. Just file this away mentally as a guarantee that I don’t cater to submissive girl/shove your cock down my throat/tie me up and hurt me types of roleplays :)
  4. I have an amazing memory! What goes along with giving you my complete attention while we play-and keeping my circle so small and exclusive-is that I can really focus and retain everything you say. I mention this only because I’m told that this is NOT the norm with typical phone sex girls! (Yet another reason why I’m worth the wait. *Smiles*)
  5. And last, but certainly not least… I actually do CUM on my calls. I know, you probably read that a lot, but honestly, I really do! If you’ve played with me before, you know how loud my vibrator can be. *Blushes* I don’t really need to elaborate on this, do I? Obviously, cumming together makes a phone sex call just THAT much hotter! :)

And I guess that’s it! It’s by no means ALL there is to know about me! But I think it’s enough to give you a little peek into my world, if we haven’t met yet. And hopefully, its incentive enough for you to be patient when waiting for my schedule to open up… OR for me to blog again! Lol… Either way-it’s a place to start until you find some time to call and get to know me a LOT better. ;)

So as I mentioned above: Stay tuned for my website updates-by Tuesday, 10/11 at the absolute latest! While you wait, feel free to call me on Niteflirt, or check out my calendar page to see my schedule and book an appointment. And as always, check my Twitter Feed for schedule updates daily.

Bye for now, pets….

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Yes, I know…. It’s been forever!

July 1, 2011

And I’m sure some of you were starting to think I’d never return! Of course, as always, I’m a regular poster on Twitter, and I’d hope that those of you who are new to my site still take a look there to know I’m alive and well, lol… But yes. I’m a horrible, procrastinating, in very (almost unforgivably) long absentia blogger. Even here, on my own personal site where the only thing I’m talking up is MOI. Crazy, right? But…. You do forgive me? *Bats Eyelashes*

Honestly, it’s the combination of Twitter and the fact that my small circle of 5 or 6 dedicated regulars just book a call with me when they want to know what I’m up to. The blogging just falls by the wayside WAY too often :( And I wish I could say that this post, which is so long coming, is because I’ve finally gotten religion and decided to be more attentive. Although I definitely hope that’s the case! Really, I’ve been working away all day, and decided to take a little break. (FYI: Topless, in turquoise cotton panties on my laptop in my bed… But still. Bored. *Laughs*)

And as for what I’ve been up to… I suppose I mentioned that I was moving? Too lazy to go back and reread to find out, lol… So yes-I moved. It was a LOT of work and a lot of painting supervising, packing, organizing, etc… Unfortunately, however, there’s not a lot of time to get into any more details because the reason for this post is a lot more important!

Not sure how to phrase this in my usual colorful manner, but the business side of my lil site here is going through some big changes. As of last night, I found out (out of nowhere) that my current billing platform had been sold. Crazy, right? Yep, it’d been sold, but that’s not the worst part. Not only couldn’t I access the system, I’d been informed that the rates had changed (been raised) AND as a result, I’d have to make changes to the greeting on my 800 number AND change text and information on all of my sites. Yes, ALL 30 plus of them. *Dramatic Sigh*

So I’ve been hard at work making the necessary changes, of which I’ve barely touched a dent yet, lol… But we’re not through yet! That little matter of pricing…. You’re going to see it all over the site for the time being. For now, until I can get one of my lovely webmasters to change the hard coded text on my site, it’s listed at the new price, which is $2.50/minute with a $4 connection charge. Personally? I think it’s a little high. Is there any flexibility? Nope. Hence, I’ve partnered with another billing platform and will be set up with them by the beginning of next week.

Now. What does this mean for you? Well, for this weekend-as I was planning to settle in for a long holiday weekend of a lot of calls-you can reach me on Niteflirt as before. My Niteflirt homepage is here, but I’ll be placing call buttons in the sidebars here very shortly.

When my new setup is complete, I’ll make a whole new post about info and instructions, so you’ll find it just as easy to reach me as before. Lastly, my 1 888 70 KYLIE number… That’ll still be in existence-at least I’m going to try it for the next few months. At first, it’ll just be an alternate number that you can call to find other yummy phone sex girls if I’m not available. Eventually, I’ll start forwarding my main line to it when I’m not available, just as it works now. But of course, I’ll let you know when it’s all ready.

*Whew*! I think that’s about it. FYI, I WILL be taking calls tonight after 9pm EST on Niteflirt. Check my calendar AND my Twitter Feed for updates. And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to take my Alfonse out for a bit and then get back to the long and arduous process of site updates. *Smiles* Forgive me for not staying longer, I just have a million and one things to do! Bye for now…

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Happy New Year!

January 7, 2011

Didn’t I just say that 2 months was a new low? *Blushes* I suppose with all the Holiday craziness, I’ve even outdone myself. Which is a little LOT embarrassing, lol… But it is what it is, I guess. Let me start by saying that I hope you’ve had the Merriest Christmas and Happiest New Year! Ooh… And I guess Happy Thanksgiving as well! (Yes, it’s really been that long. Ouch.) Anyway, yeah- I hope you had great ones.

Here in KylieLand, it was typical chaos. Mom visited for Thanksgiving, quiet Christmas with my Benefactor, crazy party New Year with my man-tourage and friends. TONS of prezzies this year! You guys really outdid yourselves :) Everything from Hello Kitty Yahtzee & monopoly to an mp3 playing flat iron to Dior perfume to an AMAZING “Love Seat” that goes with my Hitachi Magic Wand. The latter-in case you wondered-I just tested while fiishing my latest porn review for Ladiez Night yesterday. The results were….in a word… orgasmic! *Laughs* I’ll be getting better acquainted with my new toy often over the next few weeks! :)

But I digress. THANK YOU to those of you who spoiled me rotten-you know who you are! You went out of your way to make me *SMILE* as you always do… And as always, I so appreciate it. And while I’m on that subject, as it’s another new year and many of you are long time regulars who are still with me- I need to take a moment to also THANK YOU for being the wonderful kinky sweethearts that you are! I know my schedule can be a little-well, a LOT- unforgiving and hard to deal with. :) So that you’re here and still wanting to play (and still checking back to read my often neglected blog! Lol…) makes me the happiest girl in the world! I adore you guys. Really, truly, completely. And that’s enough of the mushy stuff! *Smiles*

This is going to be a short entry, as it’s Friday evening and as of now, I have dinner plans. BUT rest assured, my calendar will be updated by the end of the weekend! AND I’ll try my best to be a little more present here on my blog. I actually miss writing! And at any given time, I have 3 or 4 blog posts predrafted in my head. It just isn’t as easy to actually sit down and DO it anymore! Not like it used to be, anyway. But I’m working on it! You’ll just have to check back often and see. :)

Oh, and before I go- I have availability open for Saturday night, between 10pm and 2am. Also next Thursday night from 10pm till 2am. So if you’re looking to play, drop me an email using my contact form and I’ll get back to you asap. And as always, if I have any more openings or schedule changes, you can find out about them by checking my Twitter feed-which is also in the little black box to your right.

Bye for now!

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BIG Changes!

October 15, 2010

Well, hello there! Have you missed me? This is an all new low, even for me! (The whole no blogging for two months thing. *Frowns*) No crazy excuses, just the usual crazy state of affairs here in KylieLand! *Laughs* Ankle’s still all messed up, my puppy Alfonse is still a TON of work! And as usual, lots of calls from my favorite guys. Especially with Pussy Boy- to whom I’m now officially “Bitch Married”, lol… Did I mention that forever ago when I last wrote? Can’t remember. Either way, it’s a whole nother post that I don’t have time for right now. Suffice it to say, it involved him signing his rights to sexual freedom away forever, AND new living room furniture and Tiffany jewelry for MOI! :) Yes, I know you’re curious. I’ll tell you all about it another time, I promise. *Smiles*

What else… Well, I’ve been writing porn reviews for a porn gossip site! Have you seen them yet? I’ll link you so you can take a look, click here to see all of them or here to see my most recent one. And no, before you ask, I haven’t been ignoring my site to work on them! (Though watching and reviewing porn is a LOT more fun then writing after a 2 month hiatus! Lol…) I was just as behind in my reviewing duties as I have been on maintaining my sites. Good thing that my new productive attitude applies to ALL of my sex empire, cause I’m back on top of it all. Still, take a look when you have time. :)

Also, I’ve finally updated my web calendar AND added a new Twitter widget to the sidebar of this site! Kinda crazy for a girl like mewho basically takes calls by appointment only to make you have to hunt for my Twitter updates, don’t you think? Lol… Twitter changed their rules for outside applications, so for this ONE thing at least, it wasn’t just my procrastination! Lucky for you, it’s all brand new and looking a bit more stylish, IMO.

On the subject of my calendar, have you noticed the new changes? Yep, it only happens a few times a year, but for (at least) the next two months, I’m expanding my availability/schedule to make myself a bit more available and easier to find. And this time, unlike usual, I’m going to also make myself available on Niteflirt on Thursday and Saturday nights with no appointment required. I know, shocking, huh? Lol… It’s just time. I have extra time on my hands, and I’m SO horny SO often lately! I just feel like it. *Blushes* I’ll also be available on Wednesday nights, but those are ONLY by appointment. All the info is on the calendar, so check it out if you miss me and you feel like playing. :)

And that’s about it! I wish I could say that I’ll definitely be writing more often… I’m just thinking it’s better to not make promises. *Laughs* What usually comes with talking to more guys though, is the desire to write about the super fun ones! So we’ll see. For now, I have a million things to do and only a little bit of free time left to get them done! (Yummy phone sex appointment later.) So I’m closing this now. But in the meantime, do me a favor? I just checked my stats and apparently, a LOT of you are still visiting my site! Even though it’s been so neglected, even though I haven’t written in ages! Soooo, if you’re here, and especially if you’re new? Leave me a comment and say hi! That would seriously make me smile. :) Bye for now!

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Come play with me…

August 11, 2010

Even I’m embarrassed at how long it’s been since I wrote last! I’ve decided that it’s not all my procrastination, though… A lot of it’s Twitter. Cause back when I didn’t have my handy dandy “micro blog”, I wrote all the time over at KylieCallMe.com! But now, even when I think I’m getting my mojo back, lol… Life always hands me a million more things to procrastinate add to my to do list. *Laughs*

At least this time, I actually have some good stuff to share with you! The Calendar I’ve been promising for the last million and a half years is finally live! I think it’s pretty self explanatory, but just in case you need a little help, lol… The dates are color coded by the type of event. So yellow is available and red is not available and so on. You can mouse over any date to see what’s going on with me that day. If you’d like to schedule something, you can click on the date and go right to my contact form to send me an email. See? Pretty simple. And I promise- I’ll do my very best to actually keep it updated! (I know you don’t believe me, but I will! Lol…) The good part is, I only have to do it once a month, so it shouldn’t be too hard. :)

Also, I should have a bit more availability in the coming weeks! See, for those of you who know me, the following shoud come as no surprise. But for those of you who don’t know me yet, I’ll let you in on a little secret: Phone sex isn’t all about the money for me. *Gasp* I know, right? Seems pretty atypical and a little paradoxical… Considering my milieu AND considering the fact that my little group of dedicated regulars spoil me completely and ridiculously rotten! Lol… But it’s true. I choose my favorite callers based on personality, and sexual compatibility, and… Well, it’s a pretty long list, so I’ll stop here. Just know that the financial aspect is not and never has been at the top of my list.

Occasionally, I get guys who (in my opinion), think they can treat me any old way they feel like, and that a substantial monetary gift will keep me happy and let them continue their less than stellar behavior. Unfortunately for them, that’s not the case. *Laughs* So for one particular poor unfortunate soul (free nude pic of me to the first guy to recognize THAT movie reference and comment below, lol) KylieLand’s borders are forever closed. No more Kylie Fix, no more of my special brand of super yummy GFE phone sex, no more of my sweet attention and affection- Told him to take his cash and hit the road. :) Lucky for the rest of you, it means more time and availability for you to play with adorable moi, which is always a good thing, no? Lol…

I can see how (some of you) might think that it’s mean of me to not only cut a guy off, but to do it so publicly. BUT, I think it’s important to be clear about how I operate, especially for those of you who I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. I think it’s much HOTTER to play with a girl who likes you for YOU, instead of just your money. If you’re the type of guy that I really like, you definitely agree with me. :)

Anyway, what else…. Moving at the end of September, to a fabulous, big new house with a pool! Still doing a ton of Puppy stuff-I swear, it’s like Motherhood, I wish someone had warned me in advance! Lol… Super busy with Pussy Boy (another post this week about him) and my Sweetheart Gun, and a few others (you know who you are!) Calmed down quite a bit with partying- Had a killer sinus infection last month that made me reevaluate my sleeping habits! *Laughs* And I guess that’s it!

I’m booked for most of this week, but I’ll update my new calendar often, so make sure to check back there to look for any last minute changes. Or just drop me an email already! Like the title says: I want you to come play with me! *Blushes* Bye for now!

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Soft. Pink. Wet….

July 1, 2010

Yeah, yeah, I know… My posts on my new sexy blog have up to now been mostly non sexual. I don’t know, I guess I was reveling in my “Non Niteflirt” status and styling myself a real “grown up blogger”, lol… Well, that and for some reason, nowadays when I feel like playing with my pussy I just do it instead of turning on the phone and writing while I wait for it to ring! *Laughs* This post is no exception! When I got the idea to write a post, it started as another mundane description of what I’ve been up to! But I got a little distracted. Because 1: What I’ve been up to has been a little mundane (Embarrassing, but true! Lol…) And 2: All I can think about is my satiny smooth, super soft, almost completely Brazilian waxed tiny little pink pussy. *Blushes* Surprised? Don’t be-you should thank me! I figured that if I can’t stop thinking about it (and looking at it, and touching it!) then you should get to share in my enjoyment and get the visual lodged in your head too. See? I’m a total sweetheart. :)

Now. I don’t know if I’ve mentioned the waxing thing before. Surprisingly enough, even with my loooong history of playing in the Adult Biz, this is only my second pussy wax. Partly because the thought of some strange foreign woman touching my girly parts while looking through a magnifying mirror was always a little intimidating! And mostly because let me tell you: If you had any doubts about how much it fucking hurts? Let me fix those for you right now and confirm that waxing hurts like a motherfucker! Lol….

The aftermath is SO worth it, though! It’s like….satin. It’s like my skin is SO super smooth and everything is so sensitive. Like softer than my face, it’s so soft! Yes, softer than shaving! And I’m always wet now! A little slippery, even. :) AND, since I can’t help sliding my fingers into my panties and randomly touching my pussy intermittently throughout any given day, it’s led to… Orgasms. Well, let’s call it cumming-I like that better. And I’ve been cumming! A LOT! *Blushes* So much so that my Hitachi Magic Wand is developing a short in the power cord and I may need to replace it soon! Lol…

So now that I’ve got the visual firmly planted in your mind… Oh, almost forgot! I left a tiny little landing strip. So small that it’s really negligible. But makes the smoothness even sexier because now there’s the contrast. (See how easy it is to get distracted? *Laughs*) Anyway~now that you have the image, what do you think? Is it really sexier for you to fuck a girl with a completely bald pussy? What about oral sex? Have you ever been aware that your girl waxed? Or do you just feel “hairless” and not think any further? Lastly, are there some of you hold outs who really think a hairy pussy is hot?

I’m just curious. I just wanna know for my own knowledge, AND I’d like to know that the $60 and painkiller required level of agony is really worth doing it forever… So indulge me. Pretty please. :)

As for the mudane stuff beyond my silky smooth girly parts? I think I’ll save them for another post. In a nutshell: Puppy stuff, partying, shopping, pool days, lots of calls (some really interesting cuckold calls I need to devote a whole post to!) and just the usual. My life, you know? I will touch on my upcoming schedule before I go: I’m pretty much booked this entire weekend. Thursday is Pussy Boy (and Money Pet-if he emails me!) Friday is 9 hours with my SmartMan. (Yes, 9 whole hours! Going to be awesome. A little bit crazy-haven’t talked that long in one shot in a couple of years! But I’m totally looking forward to it!) Saturday is my Sweetheart Gun, for our standing Saturday night date. (SO looking forward to that, too!) And Sunday is open as of now, but I may keep it as my day off after such a busy weekend. Check my Twitter for details. OH, and finally! My long awaited new Availability Calendar is being created as we speak and should be up soon! (Yes, I really mean it this time! Lol…)

And I guess that’s it! It’s almost 4am, and since I’m a bona fide Puppy Mommy now, I’m awakened every day at 9 to do my Mommy jobs. *Pouts* So it’s definitely time for bed. If you wanna book some time to play with me, feel free to use the contact form above. And even if you don’t… You can still have yummy sweet dreams about my soft, pink, wet lil pussy, right? *Smiles* Bye for now….

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Web Girl vs. Niteflirt Girl

June 7, 2010

I’ve been pondering this post for a few months now, actually. Noticing the differences between what I am now and what I used to be. It’s kind of strange, actually. You wouldn’t think that there’s such a huge dichotomy between the two, since both are phone sex at the core, but there is. Not so much how I am-although my schedule and availability has certainly changed and gotten less spontaneous! More in how people react to/treat me. Now, I’m not saying I’d trade it! I *love* my new web girl status, and while I do miss Niteflirt sometimes, I’d never go back except for a brief visit. *Smiles* I just notice the differences, that’s all.

For example. When new guys find me now, they do so only from the web. My websites, my Twitter, my link exchanges. And as I’ve said before, I like this a LOT better, because it means that and guy thinking of calling me has actually read about me. As opposed to just hearing my sexy lil voice on an 800 number. *Laughs* I like to be pretty much an open book when it comes to my sites, and my Tweets, because what I do is the girlfirend experience. When you read about me, when you call me, you get the REAL me-not some made up persona. (Like Judge Judy always says, “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to have a good memory!” Lol…) So I share what I share because I honestly like doing it. I like for you to know me, because the reason why I do what I do is because I truly enjoy getting to know you.

But what I put out there is just that: What I choose to put out there. Now that I’m a bona fide web girl *winks*, with all of the above that comes along with it, I feel like people expect to know everything about me. They want to know details about things I’ve (purposefully) only hinted at. They want to ask me probing, personal questions-sometimes even before we’ve had the chance to speak! And I don’t know. I guess I find this…odd. It’s something that never happened on Niteflirt, in any event! Lol… What was on my blogs and my Niteflirt listings was IT! Other than the occasional question about a fetish or a roleplay, anything anyone wanted to ask was always asked during an actual call.

It’s not that I’m trying to say that I mind questions! Or emails, or @KylieCallMe’s on Twitter, lol… More that I feel like I put about 80% of myself out there, publicly, for the world to see! For my “inner circle” of regular callers, it’s more like 95%. FYI, My kind of openness is NOT the norm for phone sex girls! Still, I do it because that’s just who I am. The part that I mind, is feeling like it’s not okay for me to keep that last 20 (or 5, as the case may be) percent of myself, to myself. Wait, rephrase: Not that it’s not okay, more that MORE is wanted and expected.

So, my simple request: Try to remember that I’m a real person with a real life! I know it’s probably hard to believe, but if you knew me well, you’d know that I’m actually a pretty private person. I love sharing much of myself with you! But I also treasure and jealously guard the remainder for myself. And keeping it that way is pretty essential for me to keep enjoying what I do. And staying around for you to keep enjoying me. K? K. :)

I never write posts like this, I feel so cuntish right now! Lol… Just know that if you think this post applies to you, it probably doesn’t. Just had to get it off my (sizable, sexy) chest. :)

I spent the last two days pretty sick and in bed, so I missed a couple of parties, a couple of phone calls, and countless web chores that I’m still catching up on! So I’m going to end this here. My week is pretty packed with appointments so far, but I do still have availability for this coming Friday and possibly Sunday! So email me using the contact form if you’d like to set something up. (If I didn’t scare you off, that is! Lol…) It’s off to bed with me. Promise I’ll write again soon. :)

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My (Sexy) New Leaf… *Laughs*

May 27, 2010

First off, I have to say that I had NO idea that I’d gone so long without writing! I just checked and it’s actually been a whole month! Which is shocking, even by Kylie standards. So if you’ve missed me, I apologize. I always used to say that there’s nothing worse than an “abandoned” phone sex blog- I could never understand why so many phone sex girls would go to all the trouble of making a pretty site, asking guys to come there, building up a regular “readership”, only to stop posting when life gets in the way. Because for the old Kylie, NOTHING got in the way of my website maintenance! (As evidenced by my 18 and counting websites, lol…) Obviously, I’m starting to see how blogging can fall by the wayside. (As evidenced by my long absence and poorly maintained niche sites. *Frowns*)

Don’t go thinking I’m digressing and falling off topic here, either! I’m getting there, I promise. :)

As you know by know, I’ve been attempting-and failing-to “get back on the horse”, so to speak. And it creates a vicious cycle! Because when I wait so long in between posts, I have SO much to tell you about what’s going on in my life, lots of random, fun, sexy stuff that I’d love to share gets forgotten. Or buried within a novel about my personal life! Lol… And that’s an issue for me. I was thrilled when I finally broke free from Niteflirt rules about acceptable topics! The thought of being able to just be a sex blogger, instead of obsessing about keywords and an antiquated TOS was so exciting to me! HOWEVER. I never meant to become a boring, tell you what brand of shoes/bag I just bought, list a blow by blow of my day kind of writer! Which sadly, is what I’m feeling like I’ve become. :(

This blog was always supposed to be about ME (Of course!) But it was also supposed to be sexual commentary… Fun links to interesting sexual stuff I find in my internet travels… My opinions on fetishes and types of calls and, well… Everything! Like, a blog that you want to read for itself, not just because you love Moi. You know? (Of course, still read because you love me! I’m just saying. *Laughs*)

So I’ve decided. It’s time for me to turn over a sexy new leaf. Not oly am I going to devote one day a week to web work and blogging (on ALL of my sites! But especially this one.) I’m going to be the kind of kick ass sexy girl blogger I always aspired to be “when I grew up”! *Smiles* Instead of just bookmarking sites I find, I’m going to share them here. Instead of making endless mental notes about my next post, I’m going to actually post, damnit! Lol… Honestly, stay tuned in the near future. I think you’ll find the new KyliesBedroom.com a pretty interesting place. And hey, if I can get my procrastination habit under control-it may even become a frequently updated one. *Blushes* Wait and see. :)

So. A quick rundown of the last month, as I know you’re so used to me rambling on and on about my stuff… Gotta taper you off slowly. No one should have to kick their Kylie-Habit cold turkey. *Giggles* K. Ankle is still all messed up, tendon is still torn, looking at six months of recovery AND six more months of no high heels. Tragic, I know-but I’m dealing. Barely. Lol… What else… Looking to move soon! It seems I have termites and I have no desire to let my landlord tent my house with all my belongings still inside! So I’ve been spending a lot of time house hunting-it’s harder than it’s ever been before! (I guess I”m pickier than I’ve ever been before…lol…)

Been super busy with calls, but only with my exclusive circle of five or six guys-they haven’t left much time for anyone else, which is a good thing for me! Not so great for the rest of you. Even that’s changing in the coming weeks, though! Case in point: I’m available and taking calls right now, no appointments required! And I plan to be more often… My new calendar should be up and running within the week, so I’ll be posting my additional (no appointment necessary, but still preferred!) schedule soon!

And I guess that’s it! I had every intention of taking calls a little later tonight, but in the interim while writing to you here, I got 2 super long, super yummy, super orgasmic (*Blushes*) calls… So I’m afraid it’s time for me to hit the sack. (It is almost 4AM, after all.) But definitely keep an eye out for my updates! I’ll be back and writing here again before you know it. Bye for now!

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Looking For a Few Good Men…

April 24, 2010

Yes, I’m finally getting around to writing this post! And what a fun title, no? Although, I’m actually only looking for a couple of good men, but still! I mentioned a while back that I’m in the market for a couple of new phone boyfriends, and I am! I feel like it seems weird to devote a whole post to this, because I figure that every phone sex site, with every single blog post, is making an effort to get guys to call. (And hence, finding new “good men”.) But in case you hadn’t already noticed, I’m not like every other phone sex girl! Nor is my new site your traditional phone sex site. *Smiles* Since I went independent, I stopped making myself available for just anyone and started devoting most of my time and attention to only a select few. I’m elusive, exclusive, and some people may consider me expensive… I love that alliteration, I should totally make that a new tagline on my site! Lol… But I digress.

My point, is that for the last several months, I’ve been taking calls from pretty much the same small circle of 3 to 6 guys. Which, if you’ve stumbled upon this site and haven’t seen me available or been able to play with me yet, you probably know all too well by now. :) And for the most part, I like it that way! I’m always busy, my calls are scheduled days or weeks in advance, and I always enjoy my calls and my callers because we know eacother so well. I explain all that to make it clear that just because I’m accepting some new playmates, my schedule is on my terms, and there are…requirements…so to speak…if you want to play with me. I’m fully aware that phone sex is quite often an impulse kind of thing! So I know that to lots of guys, scheduling seems pretty crazy and a lot of work. So if you’re of that school of thought, you should probably stop reading and move on now! *Laughs* If you’re still not scared off though? Keep reading. :)

Anyway. So I realized the other day that I’ve spent so many years “training” my favorite guys to only look for me on certain days, and at certain times, that my days (like my actual daytimes) are pretty open. Every night of the week, with the exception of every other Saturday, is always, without exception, completely booked solid. But my daytimes, from say 2PM EST until 6 or 7PM EST, are free. Yeah, yeah, I’m supposed to be using that time to work on my million and one websites, and my podcast, and my usual web chores. But quite often I don’t feel like doing that! Lol…. So most often, I end up spending my days doing social stuff with my friends, reading my Kindle, or shopping-which I do WAY too much of! :)

So I’ve decided that I’m going to open up my days for one or possibly two guys. Well, some of my days. Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, to be exact. Now as I said, there are some requirements! But in the grand scheme of things, nothing too specific! I’ll explain.

  1. Scheduling is a MUST! I don’t do random, spur of the moment calls unless I’m super, super horny or it’s 6am and I just happen to still be awake! Lol… I just need 24 hour notice to schedule a call. You can schedule up to a week in advance, but nothing farther out than that because appointments can be hard to remember with that much wait time.
  2. GFE phone sex and Confession phone sex calls are my favorites, but I don’t restrict myself to any specific type of call. As long as you can be vocal! Tell me what you like and let me know that you’re enjoying it while we play, and we’ll be perfect! Some of my other favorites, in case you haven’t read my Types of Calls page yet…. Roleplay, Barely Legal, Sensual Domme, CUCKOLDING!! Financial domme and blackmail are fun as well… Just don’t ever, ever want me to be submissive, and I promise I’ll get off on it!

See? Pretty simple, huh? I know, this post started out sounding like I required a background check and references, lol… But I’m really not that strict! I just like to be clear about the above so there are no suprises-for either of us! *Smiles* Other random stuff… Please be interesting! Phone sex, for me, is about the cerebral play, the back and forth, the shift of power. That’s what makes my pussy wet! If you sit there like a rock and expect me to be a phone sex robot, I’m not having fun. Lol… Also, I don’t have a minimum call length (outside of the 10 minute minimum imposed by my payment processor), but it’s best to set aside at least a half hour to play with me. I enjoy getting to know you AND getting off with you! Which can be hard to do properly in 10 minutes sometimes…

And-at least about that stuff-is about it! So if you’ve been curious… About me, about what it would be like to cum with me, about how it feels to have my complete attention and be able to play with me whenever you want… Drop me an email using the contact form above. Tell me who you are and what kinds of calls you like. Fetishes, if you have any. And of course, what time you were thinking for an appointment. Like I said, I know that all this scheduling can seem like a lot when you’re used to being able to just “dial and cum”! But I promise, I’m totally worth it! And although I know, if you’re a certain type of fun, sexual, intelligent, and open type of guy, that I could be the perfect girl for you? I may not be. But FYI: My regular callers stay with me for YEARS, not just days. I’m that good. (And so modest, right? *Laughs*) Either way, you’ll never know what you could have had unless you give it a shot. :)

Anyway, moving on… I don’t want to dilute this post with my usual daily life ramblings, so I’ll keep this short. First: I got a new puppy!! He’s a Morkie (Maltese + Yorkie), his name is Alfonse, and he’s the cutest little ball of golden fur you’ve ever seen!! He’s my baby, I adore him, but I’ve been running on just a few hours sleep since I brought him home on Wednesday cause of all the trips outside! *Pouts* It’s a lot to deal with but I’m glad I got him. :) Second: WOW, have I been busy with calls this past week! Between My Sweetheart Gun, Pussy Boy, and Money Pet P, my nights have been completely filled and SO much fun! Not to mention all the yummy cash treats and gift cards! So I’ve been spoiled rotten and of course, loving it! (Thanks so much to all three of you-it’s been Christmas in April around here! *Laughs* You’re very good to me, pets. :) )

Last, for the time being, I’m completely booked through next Wednesday night. (I know! Told you I’ve been busy! Lol…) Aside from my new daytime availability though, I’m accepting appointments for next Thursday. So definitely drop me a line if you think you’ll feel like playing! And really-please do! I’ve been doing so much financial domme and cuckoldig lately, I’m not cumming nearly enough! *Blushes* The last time I did, it had been so long that… Well, in the interests of not embarrassing the hell out of myself with graphic details, let’s just say I had to stay up 2 hours after cause I had laundry to do. Umm, all of my bedding, actually. *Blushes Harder* So yeah… Some straight up, yummy, orgasm at the end of the call phone sex will be fun. :)

That’s it for now. Going to grab some lunch, wake up Alfonse and go for a little walk. AGAIN. Lol… Look for me next week. :)

PS I almost forgot to remind you! Just in case my scheduling and preferences and limited availabilty (blah blah blah, lol) is really too much for you to deal with? You can always call and play with one of my HOT sexy girlfriends, just by dialing my number above. 1 888 70 KYLIE. And in case you still need more variety, check out Young Sluts 4 Phone. Yummy hot teen sluts as low as 99 cents per minute! Bye again! :)

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The Kylie Soundtrack…

April 3, 2010

I was (uncharacteristically) sitting at my desk on a Saturday~actually starting on my mountain of web chores, lol… And I stumbled across this cool little site. Since I know how you always want to know everything about me (*teasing*) I figured it would be okay for me to share my playlist here. :) Now I know my taste in music is a little eclectic, a little commercial, a little gay bar-ish, and probably a little bit “15 year old girl-y”, *Laughs* But you’re not allowed to laugh! By clicking play, all you’re allowed to do is listen and enjoy. :) The songs below are in no particular order.

I’ll be posting again soon-I’m in the market for two or three new “phone boyfriends”, so I’ll need to tell you what I’m going to do about that and what YOU need to do if you’d like to be one of them! *Smiles* So be on the lookout for that in the next few days. I’ll possibly be taking calls tonight, possibly not… Pussy Boy and James spoiled me stupid rotten this week (TY Boys!), so I may spend the night on my perfect lil ass shopping with my pile of gift cards and watching TV. Or, I may end up at the gay bar again with Gusband and my BFF. OR, I may be too impossibly horny to spend a Saturday night without yummy phone sex orgasms, so I may take calls! *Blushes* It all depends on how the next 90 minutes treat me. Regardless, enjoy the Kylie Soundtrack below. And FYI, I will NOT be taking calls tomorrow (Sunday), as I’ll be doing the Easter Brunch thing with My Gays and BFF’s family. But if you miss me tonight, I’ll be back Monday after 11pm EST. Bye for now!


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