A (Very!) Sexy Lil Invalid…

March 27, 2010

I’d really like to title this post with a little less foreshadowing, and then lead into it with a cute, pithy lilttle story… Maybe some fun little anecdotes, maybe some sexy teasing, maybe even whet your appetite with a picture or two. Actually, I really do need to start sharing more pictures with you here. I used to do it all the time on my old blog, remember that? I don’t know, I guess I’m still really enticed by all the photos I’ve placed on this site-and you gotta admit, there are a lot of HOT ones! But still. Note to self: Start posting pictures inside blog posts! (I’ll just add it to the list of a zillion and one other web chores that I haven’t gotten around to just yet… *Blushes*)

Anyway. While I know that I should make this post a little more well written, the goal here is pretty much informational-as opposed to being literary-so forgive my lack of flowing prose and just pretend I popped some in the intro, K? K. :) Besides, if you read my post below, and you’re following my Twitter as you’re supposed to be, you already know all about my sexy invalid status! *laughs* But just in case you still haven’t made a Twitter account so you can legally stalk me and read my updates to your heart’s content (lol) I’ll elaborate.

Remember when I mentioned in my last post that I had an ankle injury? Ummm, yeah…. Turns out that it’s not just a bone spur. It’s actually that AND an honest to goodness torn tendon in my ankle. *Pouts* I know, crazy right? I know they say “pain is the price of beauty” but I don’t think it’s supposed to mean serious injury! Lol… It’s been ridiculous. I don’t want to let this descend into a long discussion on the subject-so suffice it to say that I have at least 8 weeks of recovery ahead of me, and for the last few weeks I’ve been accessorizing with my very own ankle brace and ice pack. And no: still no shopping, still no heels, still no working out, still no pedicures! *Sobs* Oh, and not to mention that I’m also just getting over the flu. I know! It just hasn’t been my month! Lol…

Now don’t go thinking that I’ve been completely miserable! You know me better than that, right? *Smiles* My sweetheart Gun, Money Pet P, and Pussy Boy have kept me swimming in Amazon Gift Cards! (TY Guys! You know how much I appreciate you~or at least you’d better!) So I’ve had plenty of books to read on my Kindle (about 12 or 13 books over the last 2 weeks!) Plus movies and shows from Amazon VOD that I can stream right to my TV with my Roku. And of course there’s no shortage of Boys here locally-gay and straight-who come over to do just about anything I need… From cooking/bringing me dinner, to cleaning my house, to just keeping me company when I get sick of sitting around. Not that I need anyone to do too much for me~I always have a hard time sitting still so I’m probably up and around more than I should be. *Blushes* But still.

But that’s why I’ve coined myself the Sexy invalid… Because I still get up every day and put on VS jammies or sleep clothes, still look fucking adorable (IMO, of course!) Still stay in a pretty great mood, and of course I still cum with my vibrator often! :) Not to mention the yummy phone sex calls I take on my available nights… It’s just on a limited basis-more limited than usual even. So if you’ve been looking for me, now you know what’s going on. Remember, you can always still email using my contact form if you’d like to set up a phone sex call with me! Right now I need at least a day’s notice, but I’m definitely still around! So make sure to find me if you feel like playing…

Anyway, now you know. And I won’t be discussing it again until I’m healed or you ask-which is why all the details. :) Let’s see…what else before I go? (It’s after 4 AM and I have a call with Pussy Boy in just a few hours.) Ummm… I have a new Twitter page up as of an hour ago! Make sure to take a look when you have time. Maybe leave me a comment and tell me what you think? It’s beautiful, AND it feels all “professional like”! *Laughs* I’m also working on getting my calendar set up so that you’ll always know when I have openings! The link is up in the top navigation bar, I’ll let you know when it’s public and ready for viewing. And I guess that’s it!

I’m off to bed now… Painkillers make me pretty sleepy, but (don’t laugh!) they also make me horny! I’m going to make myself cum before I drift off. :) I’ll be taking calls tomorrow (Saturday) after 11pm EST, and I do have openings late night, so definitely look for me! If you miss me tonight, I’ll be back Monday after 10. Bye for now!

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Time Flies…

March 12, 2010

When I’m having fun. :) And I have been having fun lately! Probably a little too much, lol… The crazy weekend I wrote about below was just as crazy as I expected it to be. Mom was here-it was lots of fun but extremely annoying! I don’t know, I’ve always been so happy and excited to see her, but I think I may be growing up a little? Meaning, I feel like when she’s here it’s a constant bother! Like, I don’t need someone to tell me how to drive and what shoes to wear and when I should wake up! *Laughs* It’s even crazier because I know she’s always been like this, but it’s only recently that it’s starting to bother me. There’s always the upside though-which is that she cooks like a maniac and fills up my fridge and freezer with groceries! Lol… She’s been gone for a while now and the first time I’ve had to cook anything was last night. :)

I also went to see “Wicked, which was as amazing as I’d hoped it would be! With a couple small exceptions. First, I was up till 6am the night before, talking to Pussy Boy… And since my BFF and Gusband were coming over at 1 to start my “hair creation”, lol… I was exhausted! I was literally falling asleep throughout the whole first act. *Frowns* (Don’t worry- I’ve read the book and owned the soundtrack for years so I knew the story. AND I made Pussy Boy pay *dearly* to recompense! *Laughs*)

Second, I wore the most impossible stiletto heels to the show, assuming we’d valet or I’d get dropped off at the door. Of course we got there too late to do either of the above, so I had to walk…oh… I’m thinking just over half a mile in my adorable heels. Didn’t seem like a big deal at the time, but as the days passed… Shopping for 6 hours with my Mom, walking at the beach with her… I started to notice that there was definitely a problem! To make a long story short: excruciating pain! Done the xray thing and the doctor visits since~apparently I have stretched tendons and a bone spur and a pretty bad sprain. Some of this will take surgery to correct~and I am NOT ready to have another surgery! So they’re going to do some laser treatments to erode the sharp edges and reduce inflammation…blah, blah, blah…. Lol.

Suffice it to say, I’ve been a (albeit, a super sexy, lol) invalid for the past week or so. *Sighs* Lots of pain meds, lots of lying around, and lots of my Boys and my Benefactor waiting on me hand and foot. Which wouldn’t be so bad, except for the fact that every time I do have to go out? I have to wear-wait for it- FLAT. SHOES. Oh, the horrors!! Lol…. I’m joking here, but it really is unbearable. Plus, no shopping. *Sobs* None! Well….a little online shopping. *Giggles* But it’s not the same~you know about my addiction. So yeah…it hasn’t been so great.

And you’d think I’d be taking all this downtime to catch up on my web chores and take some extra calls, right? I wish! (Although I am getting some stuff done this morning-can you believe I’m blogging and it’s not even Noon? *Smiles*) There are so many fun books to read and TV to catch up on and sleep to have! Lol… I’ve been a total lazy daisy. And while I do feel a little guilty about it at times, it’s just the way it is. *Sighs*

Of course, I have taken calls from a few guys…. But Pussy Boy, Money Pet P, and my sweet subbie James have been monopolizing all my free time and spoiling me rotten….lol. I’ve snuck in a few extra days of availability though-and I plan to keep doing that when possible like I mentioned in my last post. I don’t exactly send out a memo when I do this, though! So if you always want to know when I’m taking calls, make sure to check my Twitter feed daily! I’m a bit of a Twitter addict lately, since Gun bought me my awesome new Ipod…so definitely follow me if you aren’t yet. :)

And I guess that’s about it! I just wanted to write a quick note because (as usual) it’s been so long. :) I”ll be taking calls for a bit tonight, but I have appointments all night long so I’m pretty booked solid. Same goes for Saturday. Still, feel free to email via my contact form if you’d like to set something up. :) Since I’ve been so busy lately, I may even make myself available on Sunday this week! We’ll see….

Going to soak in a looong, yummy bubble bath, have a nap, and hopefully get to a podcast later. Bye for now!

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Schedule Stuff…

February 25, 2010

The upcoming weekend is going to present some schedule challenges~as if I don’t always have enough of those already, lol… It’s a shame, too, because I had such plans to write a companion post to the one below! Keep checking back for that in the coming days. I usually make an effort not to ever be too negative here on my super sexy phone sex blog, but the opportunity to write about what I don’t like is one I just can’t pass up! :)

Back to my schedule. First: Thursday night, I’m going to see the musical “Wicked”. Finally! I’ve been waiting and longing and dreaming of it for SO long (not to mention singing along with the soundtrack~and don’t you dare laugh! *Giggles*) But every time it’s been in town, I always end up procrastinating until it’s too late and missing out. Yes, my sweets~phone sex isn’t the only thing I procrastinate. Unfortunately, my bad habit carries over into every aspect of my life. And this time is no exception! I’m going tonight and I only bought the tickets 2 days ago. Lucky for me, there were still seats available at a pretty reasonable price. So, I’m going with my Gusband (cool abbreviation for “Gay Husband”, don’t you think? :) ) and my BFF. Which means I’ll start getting ready at about 2pm so BFF can do my hair and I can get all dolled up and beautiful. Dinner reservations at 5, then the show, then the drive home… It’ll be late, and I know myself too well to think I’ll be in the mood for calls after. So Thursday night is completely out.

Add to that, I just found out that my Mom is flying in on Friday. *Sighs* I’m totally happy to see her, but the visit is pretty unexpected which means a LOT of last minute plans! I have no idea what we’ll be doing yet, I’ll figure that out sometime Friday morning…lol… Anyway, Friday night is also out.

Saturday, I’ll be busy with her all day and then I have standing appointments scheduled late night until around 4am. I’m definitely willing to take a call or two after, but it’ll be by appointment only! Which means that you’ll have to drop me an email sometime before 1am Saturday night (technically Sunday AM) if you want me to fit you in. And then Sunday, BFF will be doing her hair and then we’re all going to the gay bar after. Which is a little bit….strange…to say the least! Lol… I’ve been partying in gay bars since I was 17, but I’ve never gone with my Mom before~for obvious reasons! Either way, it’ll be a late night and when I get home, I’ll be heading straight to bed.

But wait! I’m not finished yet. Monday daytime will be all ALONE time, recovering from the Mom visit. Monday night, I have Pussy Boy for the early part of the night and then Money Pet P late night. And then of course, Tuesday is My Princess Day, which is always my official day off. So until next Wednesday, I’m pretty much completely booked solid. And since my schedule isn’t usually quite this crazy, I thought I should let you know. Now remember: I’m always willing to make myself available when possible!! I just won’t be able for “spontaneous” phone sex, so to speak… Not until at least next Wednesday night.

I do have plans to start making myself available a little more often in the coming weeks. As of now, I’m thinking Monday and Friday afternoons from 2 or 3pm until 5pm, just to allow for those of you who can’t always make appointments or wait around for me to be available. (Of course, we all know I’m worth the wait… But I’m just saying. *Smiles*) When I pick exact days and times, I’ll write again and let you know.

I need to close this soon, because Pussy Boy is calling back in just a few minutes. But since I haven’t written in awhile, a quick update on what I’ve been up to: LOTS of shopping with my Boys~turns out, my BFF gets a HUGE discount at the department store where his salon is. So we did the crazy 3 mall shopping tour of the Bay area, lol… Just a few hundred dollars and I scored (literally) a trunkful of clothes, shoes, and makeup! SO much fun. :) Also a few shopping trips with my Benefactor~I’m redoing my living room, so he bought me rugs and curtains and bookshelves… Without boring you with a lot more shopping details, suffice it to say that it’s VERY good to be me! :)

Lots of calls with my Pussy Boy, a few with my SmartMan, a couple with my Saturday Night Boyfriend Gun… HOT tease and denial cuckold phone sex, tease and denial sessions, and yummy, sexy, very taboo phone sex roleplay (As you all know by now, a few of my very favorite things. *Blushes*) And of course, Valentines Day wishlist prezzies and Villainess and Victoria’s Secret Egift cards from all three. (TY sooo much, sweethearts! I adore all of them, you’re so good to me!) Reading a LOT on my Kindle, working on my new websites, getting back into/busting my ass at the gym… Just the usual. My usual fun, crazy, beautiful, hectic, completely spoiled rotten life. *Smiles*

And I guess that’s it! I’ll write again soon and I promise, when I do? It won’t be a boring schedule post! *Laughs* Bye for now…

PS I almost forgot! I have to say a big special thank you to my sweet subbie James for the cat crate and candle lighter! You always pick the sweetest things~Happy Valentines Day to you, too. :) Bye again!

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What I like…

February 11, 2010

First of all, let me preface this by saying that you should be very proud of me! For the first time in a long time, I’m writing here just because I have some downtime and I feel like it! As opposed to waiting 2 million years and then finally posting because it’s just gotten too embarrassing that I’ve waited so long. *Blushes* That’s not to say I don’t love writing here (I do) and it’s not to say that it hasn’t been forever since my last post (it has.) I’m just saying that at this particular moment, I’m *very* in the mood to write. Yep, that means I’m so spoiled that I even want praise and accolades for doing stuff I want to do…lol… I never said I wasn’t spoiled. :)

Anyway. The last few weeks have been a little insane for me! Even though I haven’t been writing much, and my availability for phone sex calls has been very limited, every night that I have been taking calls I’ve been monopolized all night! Which of course, is always a very good thing. :) As most of you know by now, I spend most of my time with a small group of my favorite regular guys, which is why scheduling appointments to speak to me is usually so necessary. (I know, it’s difficult at best, but I appreciate those of you who are always patient!) This past week though, I got the opportunity to play with a few guys outside my group of regulars. Some who I knew/loved/remembered from my days on Niteflirt~which is always so much fun for me because cumming with an old “boyfriend” on the phone is exactly like fucking an ex boyfriend in person! Lol… Since we’ve already taken the time to get to know eachothers’ likes and dislikes (yes, I always remember!) we can take some time to catch up and then have mindblowing sex together!

But also, I’ve gotten some calls (and emails, and appointment requests) from brand new guys who I’ve never played with. That’s also super cool for me because 1: This site is still pretty new, and it’s nice to know that my efforts to make it beautiful and well thought out are being appreciated! And 2: Because any guy who hasn’t played with me yet-so he has no idea how amazing I am (and so humble, lol) who’s STILL willing to do what it takes to get ahold of me? Is definitely worth my attention!

So it’s been fun, but in the meantime, I realized that since there are people reading here who don’t know me, I should probably elaborate a litttle on what I like. Not what types of calls I enjoy-you can read all about that in the pages of this site. Rather, what kinds of simple things you can do to make me smile and keep my affection. :)

First, and most importantly: Make appointments! It is difficult (bordering on impossible) to catch me at a moments notice, even if you’re looking for me within my scheduled hours. I do like to keep my circle small, but I would absolutely love to make your acquaintance! Unfortunately, because I’m so busy, that probably won’t happen if you’re a spur of the moment type of guy who’s just hoping my call button will light up one day at 3 in the afternoon…lol… As mentioned several times here on my blog, just drop me a line using my contact form. :) (I’m sure it goes without saying that you should be courteous with my time if you’ve scheduled an appointment. This means, if you need to cancel, please give me as much notice as possible.)

Second: Be open with me. *Smiles* Part of what I like most about phone sex is getting to know the guy I’m playing with! I know, sometimes it takes time to build a level of trust…especially if your fantasy or fetish is bordering on some kind of naughty confession. All I can say is that you’d probably be surprised to know what gets me off in my “alone” time… *Blushes* Let’s just say you can’t shock me. Well you could, I suppose, but you can’t turn me off! It’s totally cool if you’re shy. Just don’t stay silent thinking you’ll offend me. Won’t happen. :)

And the rest…is probably open to a little interpretation. But a few more things that always get my attention… Be polite. Respect my intellect and don’t expect me to be a phone sex robot, lol… Well written emails and introductions always make me smile. :) Messages on Twitter do, too. Well crafted/unique roleplay fantasies are always really hot! As well as real life sexy confessions…. And of course, always treating me like a Princess has it’s rewards! *Smiles* I could keep going on and on, but beyond that we’d just be discussing what makes my pussy wet… And that’s another conversation entirely! *Laughs* You get the idea by now, anyway.

I do still need to add some more info to this site for you new guys, and of course the calendar and other girls list I mentioned a while back… My procrastination on all of THAT has reached epic proportions! *Frowns* Which is crazy because I’m usually such a perfectionist about my websites! No excuses, but the whole “going out on my own/leaving Niteflirt” thing has had a serious detrimental effect on my already out of control procrastination habit! Well, that and I won’t stop making new websites…lol… (And I’m working on three new sites as we speak.) I’ve been making little to do lists on my new Ipod touch (TY Gun!!) so I’m hoping to get better soon. At least I’m trying to. Cross your fingers for me. :)

And now I have to close this, because my phone is ringing and I need to give him my undivided attention. Before I go, my planned schedule for the rest of the week: Thursday- 10pm till 3 or 4am EST. (I may also have some afternoon availability because I have a couple of daytime appointments, so just look for me or drop me an email.) Friday: OFF. Saturday: Taking calls but pretty much booked solid from Midnight till 4am EST. Sunday: Mostly off but open for appointments, email me if you’d like to set something up. Bye for now!

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Happy Birthday to Me!

January 22, 2010

At least it has been so far! (Don’t tell me you forgot? *Smiles*) For those of you who don’t already know, my birthday month begins every year on January 4th. I call it my birthday month, because I celebrate ALL month long! Not only celebrate, but I use it as an excuse for anything I want to have, or do, or not do…whatever the case may be. *Laughs* Anyway, don’t worry if you forgot~I didn’t exactly go out of my way to remind you this year. And of course, a few of my very special guys went wishlist crazy for my special day (TY Gun and Pussy Boy!) so I have tons of prezzies on the way! My favorite one so far is the IPod touch from Gun~OMG I can’t stop playing with this thing! I can email, IM, Tweet, and text message~PLUS play music! It’s amazing and I love it dearly! I won’t leave home without it. :)

And since it’s been almost a whole month since my last post, I suppose I should take a moment to let you know what I’ve been up to. First, and most importantly, I’m completely single again. Didn’t I say I’d get bored with him quickly? *Laughs* Of course, it was inevitable… It’s a good thing though. I mean, I could go into what I don’t miss about the sex, and all the time that the relationship was taking away from my web projects, etc., etc, blah blah blah… But the most important thing is that I walked away with a very clear conception of what I want and what kind of guy can give it to me. And unfortunately (yeah, I should have listened to my brain from the beginning!) neither of those things will ever be found inside a Dominant man. I’m not saying that my guys need to be completely submissive! One extreme would be as bad as the other! I’m just saying…in general… I’m the one in charge! *Smiles* And that’s all I have to say about that. :)

What else…working on some new web projects, as usual. (You know I have a hard time realizing how much is too much for me…lol…) But the main ones: A new GFE phone sex blog, a listing on this site of the other girls available at my toll free phone sex number when I’m not available, AND a weekly calendar for this site that I’ll update daily so that you’ll always know when I’ll be taking calls. Won’t that make life so much easier? *Smiles* Most of you have been really good about emailing/using my contact form to set up appoitments to play with me, but I’m pretty sure that some are still “slipping through the cracks”, so to speak. So that will be finished and added shortly.

Other than that, just lots of shopping, partying with my BFF and my gay husband (lol), and taking calls almost every night. See? Not too much to catch you up on. I don’t know, I find that I always have ideas for blogging in my head, but I rarely (if ever) write them down. So as the time passes, I start to forget, and I’m such a perfectionist about my web stuff, I can’t stand to write a half ass post without all the salient points included! Gotta work on that. That and blogging more often. *Sighs* I’ll get back to normal eventually, promise.

And that’s about it! I just spent the last 2 hours birthday shopping with my Pussy Boy, and even though it’s still a little bit early… I’m thinking I’m going to spend this next hour tending to my myriad of yummy phone sex blogs and then call it a night! I’ll possibly take calls for a little while Friday night, but I will not be available on Saturday as usual. The boys and I are having my belated birthday celebration and I’m sure it won’t be over till the wee hours of the morning… *Smiles*

So look for me Friday! If you don’t catch me then, you can always try on Monday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

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Last Minute Shopping? *Smiles*

December 24, 2009

Since I probably won’t get another chance to post before Christmas, I thought I’d take a quick moment to wish you a very merry one! How do you plan on spending it? For the first time in a long time, my Mom won’t be in town. Which is definitely strange, but also kind of a good thing for me because her last visit was so absolutely insane! Lol… (And yes, for those of you who wondered, my new car shipment is finally happening this Sunday! I’ll be getting my fancy new ride on New Year’s Eve. :) )

Anyway, I digress. I’ll be spending my Christmas this year with my BFF, his boyfriend (who I usually refer to as my gay husband *Smiles*) and most likely also my Benefactor. (Hey, someone has to cook, right? And that someone’s definitely not going to be me! *Laughs*) I’m so looking forward to spending the Holiday with friends, watching a movie or two, beating ALL their asses at Wii Boxing and Tetris Party… And of course spending the whole day in sexy low cut jammies cause my Mom won’t be here to make me cover up! *Giggles*

I’ve already been receiving LOTS of gorgeous wishlist prezzies~thanks so much to those of you who’ve gone out of your way to be my sexy Santas! (Pussy Boy, Gun, SmartMan, and my sweet subbie James…. I adore what you’ve sent me, and I can’t WAIT for the rest of my gifts to arrive!) If you’re reading this, and you haven’t yet decided what you’d love to spoil me with~you naughty last minute shopper, you!~ I have the perfect idea for you: Just send me a Victoria’s Secret e gift card. (Address it to kylie [@] kyliesbedroom.com – without the brackets, of course.) I’m sure you all know by now that I’m a total VS addict, and I can never get enough! Is there even such a thing as “too many” sexy panties? Lol…

And just in case you’d rather gift yourself this Holiday season? Treat yourself to the best gift of all: A super hot, totally yummy, unforgettable GFE phone sex call with ME. :) My schedule will be even more erratic than usual until the end of the year (just keep up with my Twitter feed for my availability), but I’ll be around here and there! And I’d absolutely love to cum with you…

Bye for now! (And again, Merry Christmas!)

ETA: OMG you guys are so awesome! 2 huge Victoria’s Secret gift cards already and I’m loving all the online shopping! So TY to my subbie James and my sweetheart Gun. :) And just in case you’re still looking for/making up your mind about something fun to send me? I found a new electronic gift card option on another one of my favorite sites! Check out Villainess.net. SUPER yummy soaps and body scrubs~LOVE this stuff and I always want more! (Hint: My Birthday is also coming up, you know… *Smiles*) Bye again! :)

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Dominant Men… Revelation Vs. Reality

December 13, 2009

Yes, yes, as always~I’m a bad, naughty girl and I haven’t written in forever! Sometimes I even surprise myself with the level of my procrastination. *Frowns* At least I haven’t just been lazy, sitting on my perfect lil ass…lol… It’s honestly been crazy! With the Holiday, and my social life, and now I’ve been having all this car trouble…. Some of you know about this already, but in case you don’t know (and of course, if you care) here’s the car story.

I get a new car every 4 or 5 years. I don’t actually buy myself new cars, my Mommy buys new ones, and then she sends me the old one, which always super low mileage and always in great condition. And of course the best part: she sends them to me for free. :) I do have to pay to have them shipped down here from Michigan and all, but that’s a small price to pay for a basically new car, don’t you think? Anyway. So it’s been time for my new car since…oh…last October? Lol… But when the automakers started having issues, her time frame got delayed, so here we are fourteen months later and I’m still waiting. (As I’m sure most of you know by now, I don’t do too well with waiting!)

But it gets better! I found out this past Tuesday (yes, on my Princess Day!) that my current car is having transmission problems. And I don’t want to put any more money into a car that I’m only going to have for a couple more weeks. So the time is ticking faster now, in more ways than one. But wait! Still it gets better! It’s now snowing in Michigan, which means that my Mommy has issues driving. So she doesn’t want to drive to the dealership to GET the new car that she paid the deposit for before fucking Thanksgiving! So now, I’m not just waiting on her, I have to wait for Mother Nature to decide to be kind. Yeah. You can imagine how that’s going. *Laughs* So I’ve been just a little bit stressed lately. So I’ll assume~even though I know that you’d forgive me almost anything without an explanation~that now that you know what I’ve been dealing with, you’ll forgive my lapse in posting? *Bats Eyelashes* Thanks. :)

But back to the title of this post. (Oh, come on~you knew I’d get there! I’d never tease you with a title like that and then only talk about car repairs! Lol..) This post has actually been a long time coming. I vaguely mentioned my new guy a few weeks back, but I’d decided at the time that there was no sense in writing about him until I knew for sure that I wouldn’t be bored with him quickly… Surprisingly, it turns out that I’m not bored yet! And even more surprising, in case you hadn’t guessed, he’s definitely what I would call dominant.

Let me preface the rest of this by saying:

  1. This is the first and ONLY time that you will ever see me refer to anyone on this blog except ME as dominant. I’m still a little shocked that I’m doing it in the first place, but yeah! Just so you know.
  2. This is also the only time you’ll ever see me discuss a guy in my life in detail. GFE phone sex is what I do, so I don’t like to muddy the waters by discussing guys that I see. Console yourself with the knowledge that even if you were actually dating me, you still wouldn’t be the only guy in my life! I consider the practice of monogamy to be wasteful, boring, and antiquated, so I don’t indulge in it personally. EVER. *Laughs*

Anyway, so… I don’t think I realized till I was actually in the midst of it that this is my first experience with a dominant guy! Like, I knew I’d had men in my life who weren’t completely owned, lol… But I see now that even the guys who I thought were a bit assertive, were actually letting me run the show! It’s a whole new experience for me to like, make an effort not to be bitchy- bossy, or demand attention, or bark orders in bed. *Giggles* I honestly never knew that my normal behavior is considered (by some people) to be over the top! It’s a little humbling, to say the least…

That’s part of the revelation. That my every day, speaking to everyone persona is a total Princess Domme. (Who knew? Lol..) The other part of it~and I’m absolutely cringing as I type this~ is that I’ve realized that it’s kinda fun to let a guy be in control. Not all the time!! I’m still finding it difficult to let myself be fucked according to someone elses’ ideals! And I definitely have a hard time with “asking” versus “telling”, and always saying “please”. :) But for the most part, I find it a little…sexy. *Blushes* It’s like, being taken care of, and not having to make all the decisions all the time. I feel like it’s a big, long phone sex roleplay and I’m being someone else for a little while. It’s…. I guess I already said it best: definitely sexy!

Unfortunately, the reality is a little difficult. Because it is next to impossible for me to imagine my life without being bitchy/bratty/bossy most of the time! Seriously, isn’t that part of my charm? That I’m so super sweet and sexy but I always know what I want and I’m never shy about saying it? That I am a little brat Princess sometimes? And of course that I know exactly how I should be fucked and I have no problem showing you how to fuck me…lol… (And don’t start denying that you like it! You know that’s exactly how it should be! *Laughs*)

So, after picking it apart and overanalyzing, like I always do, I just don’t know how the whole thing is going to turn out. But as always, I’m open to just about anything! I suppose we’ll just have to wait and see. And in the meantime, I’ll save my brat moments for playing with all of YOU! Lol…

I’m going to close this now, as it’s after 5am and unfortunately, I’m a little sleepy. SO many yummy fun calls tonight! If you didn’t see it on my Twitter feed, I came so hard on my last call that I left a wet pussy spot on my sheets! *Blushes* No complaints though~that’s always a VERY good thing! I’m still available and taking calls for the moment, but I’ll be logging off by 6am to take my sexy lil ass to sleep. If you missed me tonight, look for me tomorrow (possibly) after 6 or 7pm EST. I should also be around on Monday night, but I may have plans with Pussy Boy, I don’t know yet. And of course, if you miss me BOTH of those nights, feel free to drop me a line using my contact form found on the Contact page on this site. Bye for now!

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I’m here, really I am!

December 3, 2009

And I know that I owe you a blog post! Without getting into a million details~because I’m taking calls now, and in case I haven’t ever mentioned it here, I HATE blogging while I’m available! There’s nothing worse (to me) than getting in the zone to write and then being interrupted by the phone. PLus, then I”m cranky when I answer, and NO one wants that, right? *Smiles* Anyway, I digress…. What I was trying to say is: My Thanksgiving was awesome and crazy, my Mom was here for almost a week, my stupid car died on me on Saturday (which was especially troubling because I get my new car any day now. So putting money into the old one? Not so nice!) plus getting back to the gym and my trainer… It’s just been an insane, difficult, procrastination filled week here in “Kylie Land”, and I’m only now getting back into the groove of things.

So, I’ll write again soon, just not right this second! Lol… I’m taking calls tonight, probably for another hour or so. I’ll also be available and taking calls on Thursday night, from 10pm-ish until 2 or 3am-ish, but Pussy Boy may monopolize most of my time. To make up for this, I’m also making myself available on Friday… For now, I’m promising by 9pm EST, but the reality is that I’ll most likely be around in the afternoon hours as well. And of course, I’ll be available on Saturday night as usual, but my sweetheart Gun has most of my night reserved. :)

I know, my schedule is difficult, but in the coming weeks, it’ll get much better! And at least now you have a general idea of when to look for me. *Smiles* If the above still doesn’t make it possible for you to call and play with me, please keep an eye on my Twitter Feed (And are you following me yet? You totally should be!) to find out what I’m up to and if I’m ever planning surprise availability. Or, feel free to drop me a line using the form on my Contact Page.

Promise I’ll write again soon! Bye for now!

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I get that a lot…

November 21, 2009

So, have you missed me? I know, I know~ since this sites’ inception, I’ve been doing my level best to make sure I post at least weekly, and this past week I TOTALLY dropped the ball. :( To my credit, I do maintain about a million other blogs, and this being the newest one, sometimes my schedule gets away from me a bit. This past week though, my nonblogging hasn’t been due to my wicked procrastination habit! I don’t know if you’re following my Twitter feed (and if you’re not, you absolutely should be! *Smiles*) But last weekend, I got ambushed by one hell of a sinus infection that really took the life out of me. *Sighs* I hate getting sick! :( And of course, I had to exacerbate the whole thing by going out and partying every time I felt a tiny bit better, which kept making it worse in the end.

Blah, blah, blah~enough non sexy sick talk! *Laughs* The bottom line is that I haven’t been around too much lately, as I’m sure you’ve noticed. And once I did start really feeling better, around this past Monday, I had so much catching up to do with my pussy boy (catching up, and teasing, and denying, and punishing…lol… You know the drill. :) ) that my windows of availability have been almost non existent. Yes, you heard right, I’ve been even more difficult to find than usual! If that’s even possible….

Even with all of that, I have found a little time to play~here on my new private line, AND on Niteflirt. Yes, I know I’ve been saying that I’m transitioning away from that platform! But once in a while, especially if I only have an hour or less to be logged in, I still pop my sexy lil head in just to see what’s going on. :) This past Wednesday night was one of those nights.

I only stayed on for about two hours, and surprisingly, every single call I got was from a new caller. Not just new to me, bt new to the system altogether. That never happens to me! But I always enjoy talking to someone for the very first time, because it reminds me of why I love phone sex so much. The introductions, the getting to know yous, the playing and teasing as I find out what makes a guy tick and how I can drive him crazy! And of course, the “measuring out” of all of the above….

Anyway, I digress. My last call of the night was a pretty standard one. Meaning, nothing fetishy or kinky or extreme, lol! Just yummy, good old fashioned phone sex with nothing too complicated… So LOTS of time spent letting him get to know sexy, wonderful ME. *Giggles* And as the call ended, he said, “That was AMAZING! I’ve never met anyone like you before!” Which is probably my favorite compliment in the whole wide world! Followed closely by, “You’re my favorite phone sex girl ever!”, of course. *Smiles*

Why do I love that particular compliment so much? Because it’s so apropos! I’m a free spirit, but firmly grounded in reality. I’m a total slut, but always a perfect (some might even say prissy at times!) lil Princess. I’m a domme, but I get off on “submissive” things~like sucking cock and swallowing cum. (For the right guy of course~but still!) I’m a girlie girl, but I’m a HUGE sci fi nerd! (*Blushes*) I’m sweet but bratty at times… I’m fun but I take what I do seriously… And best of all? I honestly, really, COMPLETELY LOVE phone sex. AND I love having real orgasms while I play! (I know, that last sounds silly to say, but you’d be surprised at how many phone sex grils don’t.)

So when he said, “I’ve never met anyone like you before!” I replied, just like I always do, whether in person or over the phone: “Thanks! I get that a lot.” And I do! But I’ll still never tire of hearing it. :) If you know me, you know exactly what I mean! And if we haven’t had the pleasure of playing together? You should definitely call and find out for yourself. *Smiles* I’m not promising that I’m unilaterally perfect~I’m not going to be the girl for everyone. But you never know, you might be pleasantly surprised! And no matter what, I can promise that with me~you’ll never, EVER be bored. :)

I’m going to close this now because it’s pretty late and I need to take my sexy lil ass to sleep! I have tons of web chores to catch up on when I wake up, including finishing up some of the odds and ends on this site. Plus, I want to get everything important finished before I take calls! I have another party to go to on Sunday afternoon, which will probably last until sometime on Monday like the last one! *Grins* I’ll be available and taking calls on Saturday night after 10pm EST, so call me if you see me available! I do have some long calls scheduled, so keep checking back if you can’t get through. And if you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Monday after 10pm. Bye for now!

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Saturday afternoon…

November 7, 2009

Sorry to disappoint, but I’m not doing an actual blog post today/this week/whatever. :( I just spent the last few hours working on a vanilla voice over project, then a podcast for my erotic audio site, The Phone Sex Radio. Unfortunately for you, if you’re HERE, you already know everything about what I said, because the whole podcast is devoted to describing this new site of mine, Kylie’s Bedroom.

I know, a little disappointing, but at least you get the opportunity to listen to my sweet, sexy lil voice, right? *Smiles* Plus, if you haven’t ever seen the site, there are at least one or two things to keep you occupied for a while. Pictures, erotic audio, my old podcasts, etc. :) So I’ll provide a link below so you can take a listen if you’re so inclined:

I’ll be available and taking yummy phone sex calls tonight, but most likely not till after 10 or 11pm EST. It’s Saturday, and that’s my busiest night of the week, so you should know that I have a few long scheduled calls already! But you can feel free to give me a call, if ever you see that my availability button over to your right says, “Available/Call Now”! I won’t be around at all on Sunday~I have another party to attend and if I have my way, I’ll be a very naughty girl and won’t be home tlll sometime Monday afternoon! *Laughs* So if you’ve been looking to play with me, make sure to call me tonight! Bye for now!

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