Well, hello there, Pets Yes, yet again it’s been forever, I know, I know… My procrastination has reached epic proportions, lol. It does weigh on me, but instead of berating myself here, let’s discuss fun stuff instead, K? First, this website… I have my new 800#, I have the designer lined up to change out my graphics, I even have my new billing in place! At this point, it’s just a matter of actually connecting all of those dots & getting it finished. I just get a bit sidetracked with calls (even though I’m an only sometimes blogger, I am still busy having yummy phone sex several nights a week! *Smiles*) and life, and Alfonse, plus a girl’s gotta sleep sometime, right? Lol… So, as always, I’m working on it. As I type this, I’m available and taking Niteflirt calls, and I’m booked all night tomorrow night. But my plan is, that Monday afternoon is the day to finish up my web chores and get my site all updated so that you can all find me. So stay tuned

In the meantime, I’m noticing that I’m getting a LOT of new visitors here! And since my circle of callers is so small and my availability so exclusive, I sometimes take it for granted that everyone who reads here knows everything there is to know about me. Which, since my posts are so few and far between, is kind of unfair of me to think… Without a ton of posts like on my “flagship” site, KylieCallMe.com, information about me is a little limited, wouldn’t you say?

So, because I’m nothing if not helpful, lol… Here’s a little crash course about all things Kylie- Or at least, the most important ones

1. I’m completely, totally, and happily spoiled rotten. *Giggles* I revel in having everything that I want, when I want it. (I suppose you could call me an instant gratification kind of girl…) Jsyk, I’m an only child. So this whole “Princess” thing isn’t new, it’s how I was raised. But don’t let that scare you off! I like to call myself “The Practical Princess”. Meaning the things I deserve are (mostly) within reason. Plus, I like to spoil my guys in return, so it’s a win win situation
2. I adore GFE phone sex – It’s not just a catch phrase (for me)! The best thing about phone sex, in my opinion, is getting to know each other on a deeper level. I like to know what makes you tick… I like to get inside your head. But I also like to reciprocate, and let you know ME in return. A bit of intimacy makes orgasms SO much better! Don’t you think? *Blushes*
3. I am, without exception, dominant. Sensual Domme is my preferred flavor of phone sex. Meaning, I know what I want and I’m not shy about saying so. Also, I don’t do too well with being told what to do (see #1 above!) Lol… Owning men is fun for me… A friend of mine calls me “The Boyfriend Collector”. *Laughs* Delving into the fetish side of things is extremely erotic for me as well… Cuckolding, Financial Domme, Blackmail, Humiliation, Naughty Confessions… All things I reallyenjoy! But don’t worry if serious Fem Domme isn’t quite your cup of tea. Just file this away mentally as a guarantee that I don’t cater to submissive girl/shove your cock down my throat/tie me up and hurt me types of roleplays
4. I have an amazing memory! What goes along with giving you my complete attention while we play-and keeping my circle so small and exclusive-is that I can really focus and retain everything you say. I mention this only because I’m told that this is NOT the norm with typical phone sex girls! (Yet another reason why I’m worth the wait. *Smiles*)
5. And last, but certainly not least… I actually do CUM on my calls. I know, you probably read that a lot, but honestly, I really do! If you’ve played with me before, you know how loud my vibrator can be. *Blushes* I don’t really need to elaborate on this, do I? Obviously, cumming together makes a phone sex call just THAT much hotter!

And I guess that’s it! It’s by no means ALL there is to know about me! But I think it’s enough to give you a little peek into my world, if we haven’t met yet. And hopefully, its incentive enough for you to be patient when waiting for my schedule to open up… OR for me to blog again! Lol… Either way-it’s a place to start until you find some time to call and get to know me a LOT better.

So as I mentioned above: Stay tuned for my website updates-by Tuesday, 10/11 at the absolute latest! While you wait, feel free to call me on Niteflirt, or check out my calendar page to see my schedule and book an appointment. And as always, check my Twitter Feed for schedule updates daily.

Bye for now, pets….

Didn’t I just say that 2 months was a new low? *Blushes* I suppose with all the Holiday craziness, I’ve even outdone myself. Which is a little LOT embarrassing, lol… But it is what it is, I guess. Let me start by saying that I hope you’ve had the Merriest Christmas and Happiest New Year! Ooh… And I guess Happy Thanksgiving as well! (Yes, it’s really been that long. Ouch.) Anyway, yeah- I hope you had great ones.

Here in KylieLand, it was typical chaos. Mom visited for Thanksgiving, quiet Christmas with my Benefactor, crazy party New Year with my man-tourage and friends. TONS of prezzies this year! You guys really outdid yourselves Everything from Hello Kitty Yahtzee & monopoly to an mp3 playing flat iron to Dior perfume to an AMAZING “Love Seat” that goes with my Hitachi Magic Wand. The latter-in case you wondered-I just tested while fiishing my latest porn review for Ladiez Night yesterday. The results were….in a word… orgasmic! *Laughs* I’ll be getting better acquainted with my new toy often over the next few weeks!

But I digress. THANK YOU to those of you who spoiled me rotten-you know who you are! You went out of your way to make me *SMILE* as you always do… And as always, I so appreciate it. And while I’m on that subject, as it’s another new year and many of you are long time regulars who are still with me- I need to take a moment to also THANK YOU for being the wonderful kinky sweethearts that you are! I know my schedule can be a little-well, a LOT- unforgiving and hard to deal with. So that you’re here and still wanting to play (and still checking back to read my often neglected blog! Lol…) makes me the happiest girl in the world! I adore you guys. Really, truly, completely. And that’s enough of the mushy stuff! *Smiles*

This is going to be a short entry, as it’s Friday evening and as of now, I have dinner plans. BUT rest assured, my calendar will be updated by the end of the weekend! AND I’ll try my best to be a little more present here on my blog. I actually miss writing! And at any given time, I have 3 or 4 blog posts predrafted in my head. It just isn’t as easy to actually sit down and DO it anymore! Not like it used to be, anyway. But I’m working on it! You’ll just have to check back often and see.

Oh, and before I go- I have availability open for Saturday night, between 10pm and 2am. Also next Thursday night from 10pm till 2am. So if you’re looking to play, drop me an email using my contact form and I’ll get back to you asap. And as always, if I have any more openings or schedule changes, you can find out about them by checking my Twitter feed-which is also in the little black box to your right.

Bye for now!

Even I’m embarrassed at how long it’s been since I wrote last! I’ve decided that it’s not all my procrastination, though… A lot of it’s Twitter. Cause back when I didn’t have my handy dandy “micro blog”, I wrote all the time over at KylieCallMe.com! But now, even when I think I’m getting my mojo back, lol… Life always hands me a million more things to procrastinate add to my to do list. *Laughs*

At least this time, I actually have some good stuff to share with you! The Calendar I’ve been promising for the last million and a half years is finally live! I think it’s pretty self explanatory, but just in case you need a little help, lol… The dates are color coded by the type of event. So yellow is available and red is not available and so on. You can mouse over any date to see what’s going on with me that day. If you’d like to schedule something, you can click on the date and go right to my contact form to send me an email. See? Pretty simple. And I promise- I’ll do my very best to actually keep it updated! (I know you don’t believe me, but I will! Lol…) The good part is, I only have to do it once a month, so it shouldn’t be too hard.

Also, I should have a bit more availability in the coming weeks! See, for those of you who know me, the following shoud come as no surprise. But for those of you who don’t know me yet, I’ll let you in on a little secret: Phone sex isn’t all about the money for me. *Gasp* I know, right? Seems pretty atypical and a little paradoxical… Considering my milieu AND considering the fact that my little group of dedicated regulars spoil me completely and ridiculously rotten! Lol… But it’s true. I choose my favorite callers based on personality, and sexual compatibility, and… Well, it’s a pretty long list, so I’ll stop here. Just know that the financial aspect is not and never has been at the top of my list.

Occasionally, I get guys who (in my opinion), think they can treat me any old way they feel like, and that a substantial monetary gift will keep me happy and let them continue their less than stellar behavior. Unfortunately for them, that’s not the case. *Laughs* So for one particular poor unfortunate soul (free nude pic of me to the first guy to recognize THAT movie reference and comment below, lol) KylieLand’s borders are forever closed. No more Kylie Fix, no more of my special brand of super yummy GFE phone sex, no more of my sweet attention and affection- Told him to take his cash and hit the road. Lucky for the rest of you, it means more time and availability for you to play with adorable moi, which is always a good thing, no? Lol…

I can see how (some of you) might think that it’s mean of me to not only cut a guy off, but to do it so publicly. BUT, I think it’s important to be clear about how I operate, especially for those of you who I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. I think it’s much HOTTER to play with a girl who likes you for YOU, instead of just your money. If you’re the type of guy that I really like, you definitely agree with me.

Anyway, what else…. Moving at the end of September, to a fabulous, big new house with a pool! Still doing a ton of Puppy stuff-I swear, it’s like Motherhood, I wish someone had warned me in advance! Lol… Super busy with Pussy Boy (another post this week about him) and my Sweetheart Gun, and a few others (you know who you are!) Calmed down quite a bit with partying- Had a killer sinus infection last month that made me reevaluate my sleeping habits! *Laughs* And I guess that’s it!

I’m booked for most of this week, but I’ll update my new calendar often, so make sure to check back there to look for any last minute changes. Or just drop me an email already! Like the title says: I want you to come play with me! *Blushes* Bye for now!

I’ve been pondering this post for a few months now, actually. Noticing the differences between what I am now and what I used to be. It’s kind of strange, actually. You wouldn’t think that there’s such a huge dichotomy between the two, since both are phone sex at the core, but there is. Not so much how I am-although my schedule and availability has certainly changed and gotten less spontaneous! More in how people react to/treat me. Now, I’m not saying I’d trade it! I *love* my new web girl status, and while I do miss Niteflirt sometimes, I’d never go back except for a brief visit. *Smiles* I just notice the differences, that’s all.

For example. When new guys find me now, they do so only from the web. My websites, my Twitter, my link exchanges. And as I’ve said before, I like this a LOT better, because it means that and guy thinking of calling me has actually read about me. As opposed to just hearing my sexy lil voice on an 800 number. *Laughs* I like to be pretty much an open book when it comes to my sites, and my Tweets, because what I do is the girlfirend experience. When you read about me, when you call me, you get the REAL me-not some made up persona. (Like Judge Judy always says, “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to have a good memory!” Lol…) So I share what I share because I honestly like doing it. I like for you to know me, because the reason why I do what I do is because I truly enjoy getting to know you.

But what I put out there is just that: What I choose to put out there. Now that I’m a bona fide web girl *winks*, with all of the above that comes along with it, I feel like people expect to know everything about me. They want to know details about things I’ve (purposefully) only hinted at. They want to ask me probing, personal questions-sometimes even before we’ve had the chance to speak! And I don’t know. I guess I find this…odd. It’s something that never happened on Niteflirt, in any event! Lol… What was on my blogs and my Niteflirt listings was IT! Other than the occasional question about a fetish or a roleplay, anything anyone wanted to ask was always asked during an actual call.

It’s not that I’m trying to say that I mind questions! Or emails, or @KylieCallMe’s on Twitter, lol… More that I feel like I put about 80% of myself out there, publicly, for the world to see! For my “inner circle” of regular callers, it’s more like 95%. FYI, My kind of openness is NOT the norm for phone sex girls! Still, I do it because that’s just who I am. The part that I mind, is feeling like it’s not okay for me to keep that last 20 (or 5, as the case may be) percent of myself, to myself. Wait, rephrase: Not that it’s not okay, more that MORE is wanted and expected.

So, my simple request: Try to remember that I’m a real person with a real life! I know it’s probably hard to believe, but if you knew me well, you’d know that I’m actually a pretty private person. I love sharing much of myself with you! But I also treasure and jealously guard the remainder for myself. And keeping it that way is pretty essential for me to keep enjoying what I do. And staying around for you to keep enjoying me. K? K.

I never write posts like this, I feel so cuntish right now! Lol… Just know that if you think this post applies to you, it probably doesn’t. Just had to get it off my (sizable, sexy) chest.

I spent the last two days pretty sick and in bed, so I missed a couple of parties, a couple of phone calls, and countless web chores that I’m still catching up on! So I’m going to end this here. My week is pretty packed with appointments so far, but I do still have availability for this coming Friday and possibly Sunday! So email me using the contact form if you’d like to set something up. (If I didn’t scare you off, that is! Lol…) It’s off to bed with me. Promise I’ll write again soon.

Yes, I’m finally getting around to writing this post! And what a fun title, no? Although, I’m actually only looking for a couple of good men, but still! I mentioned a while back that I’m in the market for a couple of new phone boyfriends, and I am! I feel like it seems weird to devote a whole post to this, because I figure that every phone sex site, with every single blog post, is making an effort to get guys to call. (And hence, finding new “good men”.) But in case you hadn’t already noticed, I’m not like every other phone sex girl! Nor is my new site your traditional phone sex site. *Smiles* Since I went independent, I stopped making myself available for just anyone and started devoting most of my time and attention to only a select few. I’m elusive, exclusive, and some people may consider me expensive… I love that alliteration, I should totally make that a new tagline on my site! Lol… But I digress.

My point, is that for the last several months, I’ve been taking calls from pretty much the same small circle of 3 to 6 guys. Which, if you’ve stumbled upon this site and haven’t seen me available or been able to play with me yet, you probably know all too well by now. And for the most part, I like it that way! I’m always busy, my calls are scheduled days or weeks in advance, and I always enjoy my calls and my callers because we know eacother so well. I explain all that to make it clear that just because I’m accepting some new playmates, my schedule is on my terms, and there are…requirements…so to speak…if you want to play with me. I’m fully aware that phone sex is quite often an impulse kind of thing! So I know that to lots of guys, scheduling seems pretty crazy and a lot of work. So if you’re of that school of thought, you should probably stop reading and move on now! *Laughs* If you’re still not scared off though? Keep reading.

Anyway. So I realized the other day that I’ve spent so many years “training” my favorite guys to only look for me on certain days, and at certain times, that my days (like my actual daytimes) are pretty open. Every night of the week, with the exception of every other Saturday, is always, without exception, completely booked solid. But my daytimes, from say 2PM EST until 6 or 7PM EST, are free. Yeah, yeah, I’m supposed to be using that time to work on my million and one websites, and my podcast, and my usual web chores. But quite often I don’t feel like doing that! Lol…. So most often, I end up spending my days doing social stuff with my friends, reading my Kindle, or shopping-which I do WAY too much of!

So I’ve decided that I’m going to open up my days for one or possibly two guys. Well, some of my days. Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, to be exact. Now as I said, there are some requirements! But in the grand scheme of things, nothing too specific! I’ll explain.

1. Scheduling is a MUST! I don’t do random, spur of the moment calls unless I’m super, super horny or it’s 6am and I just happen to still be awake! Lol… I just need 24 hour notice to schedule a call. You can schedule up to a week in advance, but nothing farther out than that because appointments can be hard to remember with that much wait time.
2. GFE phone sex and Confession phone sex calls are my favorites, but I don’t restrict myself to any specific type of call. As long as you can be vocal! Tell me what you like and let me know that you’re enjoying it while we play, and we’ll be perfect! Some of my other favorites, in case you haven’t read my Types of Calls page yet…. Roleplay, Barely Legal, Sensual Domme, CUCKOLDING!! Financial domme and blackmail are fun as well… Just don’t ever, ever want me to be submissive, and I promise I’ll get off on it!

See? Pretty simple, huh? I know, this post started out sounding like I required a background check and references, lol… But I’m really not that strict! I just like to be clear about the above so there are no suprises-for either of us! *Smiles* Other random stuff… Please be interesting! Phone sex, for me, is about the cerebral play, the back and forth, the shift of power. That’s what makes my pussy wet! If you sit there like a rock and expect me to be a phone sex robot, I’m not having fun. Lol… Also, I don’t have a minimum call length (outside of the 10 minute minimum imposed by my payment processor), but it’s best to set aside at least a half hour to play with me. I enjoy getting to know you AND getting off with you! Which can be hard to do properly in 10 minutes sometimes…

And-at least about that stuff-is about it! So if you’ve been curious… About me, about what it would be like to cum with me, about how it feels to have my complete attention and be able to play with me whenever you want… Drop me an email using the contact form above. Tell me who you are and what kinds of calls you like. Fetishes, if you have any. And of course, what time you were thinking for an appointment. Like I said, I know that all this scheduling can seem like a lot when you’re used to being able to just “dial and cum”! But I promise, I’m totally worth it! And although I know, if you’re a certain type of fun, sexual, intelligent, and open type of guy, that I could be the perfect girl for you? I may not be. But FYI: My regular callers stay with me for YEARS, not just days. I’m that good. (And so modest, right? *Laughs*) Either way, you’ll never know what you could have had unless you give it a shot.

Anyway, moving on… I don’t want to dilute this post with my usual daily life ramblings, so I’ll keep this short. First: I got a new puppy!! He’s a Morkie (Maltese + Yorkie), his name is Alfonse, and he’s the cutest little ball of golden fur you’ve ever seen!! He’s my baby, I adore him, but I’ve been running on just a few hours sleep since I brought him home on Wednesday cause of all the trips outside! *Pouts* It’s a lot to deal with but I’m glad I got him. Second: WOW, have I been busy with calls this past week! Between My Sweetheart Gun, Pussy Boy, and Money Pet P, my nights have been completely filled and SO much fun! Not to mention all the yummy cash treats and gift cards! So I’ve been spoiled rotten and of course, loving it! (Thanks so much to all three of you-it’s been Christmas in April around here! *Laughs* You’re very good to me, pets. )

Last, for the time being, I’m completely booked through next Wednesday night. (I know! Told you I’ve been busy! Lol…) Aside from my new daytime availability though, I’m accepting appointments for next Thursday. So definitely drop me a line if you think you’ll feel like playing! And really-please do! I’ve been doing so much financial domme and cuckoldig lately, I’m not cumming nearly enough! *Blushes* The last time I did, it had been so long that… Well, in the interests of not embarrassing the hell out of myself with graphic details, let’s just say I had to stay up 2 hours after cause I had laundry to do. Umm, all of my bedding, actually. *Blushes Harder* So yeah… Some straight up, yummy, orgasm at the end of the call phone sex will be fun.

That’s it for now. Going to grab some lunch, wake up Alfonse and go for a little walk. AGAIN. Lol… Look for me next week.

PS I almost forgot to remind you! Just in case my scheduling and preferences and limited availabilty (blah blah blah, lol) is really too much for you to deal with? You can always call and play with one of my HOT sexy girlfriends, just by dialing my number above. 1 888 70 KYLIE. And in case you still need more variety, check out Young Sluts 4 Phone. Yummy hot teen sluts as low as 99 cents per minute! Bye again!

First of all, let me preface this by saying that you should be very proud of me! For the first time in a long time, I’m writing here just because I have some downtime and I feel like it! As opposed to waiting 2 million years and then finally posting because it’s just gotten too embarrassing that I’ve waited so long. *Blushes* That’s not to say I don’t love writing here (I do) and it’s not to say that it hasn’t been forever since my last post (it has.) I’m just saying that at this particular moment, I’m *very* in the mood to write. Yep, that means I’m so spoiled that I even want praise and accolades for doing stuff I want to do…lol… I never said I wasn’t spoiled.

Anyway. The last few weeks have been a little insane for me! Even though I haven’t been writing much, and my availability for phone sex calls has been very limited, every night that I have been taking calls I’ve been monopolized all night! Which of course, is always a very good thing. As most of you know by now, I spend most of my time with a small group of my favorite regular guys, which is why scheduling appointments to speak to me is usually so necessary. (I know, it’s difficult at best, but I appreciate those of you who are always patient!) This past week though, I got the opportunity to play with a few guys outside my group of regulars. Some who I knew/loved/remembered from my days on Niteflirt~which is always so much fun for me because cumming with an old “boyfriend” on the phone is exactly like fucking an ex boyfriend in person! Lol… Since we’ve already taken the time to get to know eachothers’ likes and dislikes (yes, I always remember!) we can take some time to catch up and then have mindblowing sex together!

But also, I’ve gotten some calls (and emails, and appointment requests) from brand new guys who I’ve never played with. That’s also super cool for me because 1: This site is still pretty new, and it’s nice to know that my efforts to make it beautiful and well thought out are being appreciated! And 2: Because any guy who hasn’t played with me yet-so he has no idea how amazing I am (and so humble, lol) who’s STILL willing to do what it takes to get ahold of me? Is definitely worth my attention!

So it’s been fun, but in the meantime, I realized that since there are people reading here who don’t know me, I should probably elaborate a litttle on what I like. Not what types of calls I enjoy-you can read all about that in the pages of this site. Rather, what kinds of simple things you can do to make me smile and keep my affection.

First, and most importantly: Make appointments! It is difficult (bordering on impossible) to catch me at a moments notice, even if you’re looking for me within my scheduled hours. I do like to keep my circle small, but I would absolutely love to make your acquaintance! Unfortunately, because I’m so busy, that probably won’t happen if you’re a spur of the moment type of guy who’s just hoping my call button will light up one day at 3 in the afternoon…lol… As mentioned several times here on my blog, just drop me a line using my contact form. (I’m sure it goes without saying that you should be courteous with my time if you’ve scheduled an appointment. This means, if you need to cancel, please give me as much notice as possible.)

Second: Be open with me. *Smiles* Part of what I like most about phone sex is getting to know the guy I’m playing with! I know, sometimes it takes time to build a level of trust…especially if your fantasy or fetish is bordering on some kind of naughty confession. All I can say is that you’d probably be surprised to know what gets me off in my “alone” time… *Blushes* Let’s just say you can’t shock me. Well you could, I suppose, but you can’t turn me off! It’s totally cool if you’re shy. Just don’t stay silent thinking you’ll offend me. Won’t happen.

And the rest…is probably open to a little interpretation. But a few more things that always get my attention… Be polite. Respect my intellect and don’t expect me to be a phone sex robot, lol… Well written emails and introductions always make me smile. Messages on Twitter do, too. Well crafted/unique roleplay fantasies are always really hot! As well as real life sexy confessions…. And of course, always treating me like a Princess has it’s rewards! *Smiles* I could keep going on and on, but beyond that we’d just be discussing what makes my pussy wet… And that’s another conversation entirely! *Laughs* You get the idea by now, anyway.

I do still need to add some more info to this site for you new guys, and of course the calendar and other girls list I mentioned a while back… My procrastination on all of THAT has reached epic proportions! *Frowns* Which is crazy because I’m usually such a perfectionist about my websites! No excuses, but the whole “going out on my own/leaving Niteflirt” thing has had a serious detrimental effect on my already out of control procrastination habit! Well, that and I won’t stop making new websites…lol… (And I’m working on three new sites as we speak.) I’ve been making little to do lists on my new Ipod touch (TY Gun!!) so I’m hoping to get better soon. At least I’m trying to. Cross your fingers for me.

And now I have to close this, because my phone is ringing and I need to give him my undivided attention. Before I go, my planned schedule for the rest of the week: Thursday- 10pm till 3 or 4am EST. (I may also have some afternoon availability because I have a couple of daytime appointments, so just look for me or drop me an email.) Friday: OFF. Saturday: Taking calls but pretty much booked solid from Midnight till 4am EST. Sunday: Mostly off but open for appointments, email me if you’d like to set something up. Bye for now!