Yes, I’m finally getting around to writing this post! And what a fun title, no? Although, I’m actually only looking for a couple of good men, but still! I mentioned a while back that I’m in the market for a couple of new phone boyfriends, and I am! I feel like it seems weird to devote a whole post to this, because I figure that every phone sex site, with every single blog post, is making an effort to get guys to call. (And hence, finding new “good men”.) But in case you hadn’t already noticed, I’m not like every other phone sex girl! Nor is my new site your traditional phone sex site. *Smiles* Since I went independent, I stopped making myself available for just anyone and started devoting most of my time and attention to only a select few. I’m elusive, exclusive, and some people may consider me expensive… I love that alliteration, I should totally make that a new tagline on my site! Lol… But I digress.

My point, is that for the last several months, I’ve been taking calls from pretty much the same small circle of 3 to 6 guys. Which, if you’ve stumbled upon this site and haven’t seen me available or been able to play with me yet, you probably know all too well by now. And for the most part, I like it that way! I’m always busy, my calls are scheduled days or weeks in advance, and I always enjoy my calls and my callers because we know eacother so well. I explain all that to make it clear that just because I’m accepting some new playmates, my schedule is on my terms, and there are…requirements…so to speak…if you want to play with me. I’m fully aware that phone sex is quite often an impulse kind of thing! So I know that to lots of guys, scheduling seems pretty crazy and a lot of work. So if you’re of that school of thought, you should probably stop reading and move on now! *Laughs* If you’re still not scared off though? Keep reading.

Anyway. So I realized the other day that I’ve spent so many years “training” my favorite guys to only look for me on certain days, and at certain times, that my days (like my actual daytimes) are pretty open. Every night of the week, with the exception of every other Saturday, is always, without exception, completely booked solid. But my daytimes, from say 2PM EST until 6 or 7PM EST, are free. Yeah, yeah, I’m supposed to be using that time to work on my million and one websites, and my podcast, and my usual web chores. But quite often I don’t feel like doing that! Lol…. So most often, I end up spending my days doing social stuff with my friends, reading my Kindle, or shopping-which I do WAY too much of!

So I’ve decided that I’m going to open up my days for one or possibly two guys. Well, some of my days. Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, to be exact. Now as I said, there are some requirements! But in the grand scheme of things, nothing too specific! I’ll explain.

1. Scheduling is a MUST! I don’t do random, spur of the moment calls unless I’m super, super horny or it’s 6am and I just happen to still be awake! Lol… I just need 24 hour notice to schedule a call. You can schedule up to a week in advance, but nothing farther out than that because appointments can be hard to remember with that much wait time.
2. GFE phone sex and Confession phone sex calls are my favorites, but I don’t restrict myself to any specific type of call. As long as you can be vocal! Tell me what you like and let me know that you’re enjoying it while we play, and we’ll be perfect! Some of my other favorites, in case you haven’t read my Types of Calls page yet…. Roleplay, Barely Legal, Sensual Domme, CUCKOLDING!! Financial domme and blackmail are fun as well… Just don’t ever, ever want me to be submissive, and I promise I’ll get off on it!

See? Pretty simple, huh? I know, this post started out sounding like I required a background check and references, lol… But I’m really not that strict! I just like to be clear about the above so there are no suprises-for either of us! *Smiles* Other random stuff… Please be interesting! Phone sex, for me, is about the cerebral play, the back and forth, the shift of power. That’s what makes my pussy wet! If you sit there like a rock and expect me to be a phone sex robot, I’m not having fun. Lol… Also, I don’t have a minimum call length (outside of the 10 minute minimum imposed by my payment processor), but it’s best to set aside at least a half hour to play with me. I enjoy getting to know you AND getting off with you! Which can be hard to do properly in 10 minutes sometimes…

And-at least about that stuff-is about it! So if you’ve been curious… About me, about what it would be like to cum with me, about how it feels to have my complete attention and be able to play with me whenever you want… Drop me an email using the contact form above. Tell me who you are and what kinds of calls you like. Fetishes, if you have any. And of course, what time you were thinking for an appointment. Like I said, I know that all this scheduling can seem like a lot when you’re used to being able to just “dial and cum”! But I promise, I’m totally worth it! And although I know, if you’re a certain type of fun, sexual, intelligent, and open type of guy, that I could be the perfect girl for you? I may not be. But FYI: My regular callers stay with me for YEARS, not just days. I’m that good. (And so modest, right? *Laughs*) Either way, you’ll never know what you could have had unless you give it a shot.

Anyway, moving on… I don’t want to dilute this post with my usual daily life ramblings, so I’ll keep this short. First: I got a new puppy!! He’s a Morkie (Maltese + Yorkie), his name is Alfonse, and he’s the cutest little ball of golden fur you’ve ever seen!! He’s my baby, I adore him, but I’ve been running on just a few hours sleep since I brought him home on Wednesday cause of all the trips outside! *Pouts* It’s a lot to deal with but I’m glad I got him. Second: WOW, have I been busy with calls this past week! Between My Sweetheart Gun, Pussy Boy, and Money Pet P, my nights have been completely filled and SO much fun! Not to mention all the yummy cash treats and gift cards! So I’ve been spoiled rotten and of course, loving it! (Thanks so much to all three of you-it’s been Christmas in April around here! *Laughs* You’re very good to me, pets. )

Last, for the time being, I’m completely booked through next Wednesday night. (I know! Told you I’ve been busy! Lol…) Aside from my new daytime availability though, I’m accepting appointments for next Thursday. So definitely drop me a line if you think you’ll feel like playing! And really-please do! I’ve been doing so much financial domme and cuckoldig lately, I’m not cumming nearly enough! *Blushes* The last time I did, it had been so long that… Well, in the interests of not embarrassing the hell out of myself with graphic details, let’s just say I had to stay up 2 hours after cause I had laundry to do. Umm, all of my bedding, actually. *Blushes Harder* So yeah… Some straight up, yummy, orgasm at the end of the call phone sex will be fun.

That’s it for now. Going to grab some lunch, wake up Alfonse and go for a little walk. AGAIN. Lol… Look for me next week.

PS I almost forgot to remind you! Just in case my scheduling and preferences and limited availabilty (blah blah blah, lol) is really too much for you to deal with? You can always call and play with one of my HOT sexy girlfriends, just by dialing my number above. 1 888 70 KYLIE. And in case you still need more variety, check out Young Sluts 4 Phone. Yummy hot teen sluts as low as 99 cents per minute! Bye again!

I’d really like to title this post with a little less foreshadowing, and then lead into it with a cute, pithy lilttle story… Maybe some fun little anecdotes, maybe some sexy teasing, maybe even whet your appetite with a picture or two. Actually, I really do need to start sharing more pictures with you here. I used to do it all the time on my old blog, remember that? I don’t know, I guess I’m still really enticed by all the photos I’ve placed on this site-and you gotta admit, there are a lot of HOT ones! But still. Note to self: Start posting pictures inside blog posts! (I’ll just add it to the list of a zillion and one other web chores that I haven’t gotten around to just yet… *Blushes*)

Anyway. While I know that I should make this post a little more well written, the goal here is pretty much informational-as opposed to being literary-so forgive my lack of flowing prose and just pretend I popped some in the intro, K? K. Besides, if you read my post below, and you’re following my Twitter as you’re supposed to be, you already know all about my sexy invalid status! *laughs* But just in case you still haven’t made a Twitter account so you can legally stalk me and read my updates to your heart’s content (lol) I’ll elaborate.

Remember when I mentioned in my last post that I had an ankle injury? Ummm, yeah…. Turns out that it’s not just a bone spur. It’s actually that AND an honest to goodness torn tendon in my ankle. *Pouts* I know, crazy right? I know they say “pain is the price of beauty” but I don’t think it’s supposed to mean serious injury! Lol… It’s been ridiculous. I don’t want to let this descend into a long discussion on the subject-so suffice it to say that I have at least 8 weeks of recovery ahead of me, and for the last few weeks I’ve been accessorizing with my very own ankle brace and ice pack. And no: still no shopping, still no heels, still no working out, still no pedicures! *Sobs* Oh, and not to mention that I’m also just getting over the flu. I know! It just hasn’t been my month! Lol…

Now don’t go thinking that I’ve been completely miserable! You know me better than that, right? *Smiles* My sweetheart Gun, Money Pet P, and Pussy Boy have kept me swimming in Amazon Gift Cards! (TY Guys! You know how much I appreciate you~or at least you’d better!) So I’ve had plenty of books to read on my Kindle (about 12 or 13 books over the last 2 weeks!) Plus movies and shows from Amazon VOD that I can stream right to my TV with my Roku. And of course there’s no shortage of Boys here locally-gay and straight-who come over to do just about anything I need… From cooking/bringing me dinner, to cleaning my house, to just keeping me company when I get sick of sitting around. Not that I need anyone to do too much for me~I always have a hard time sitting still so I’m probably up and around more than I should be. *Blushes* But still.

But that’s why I’ve coined myself the Sexy invalid… Because I still get up every day and put on VS jammies or sleep clothes, still look fucking adorable (IMO, of course!) Still stay in a pretty great mood, and of course I still cum with my vibrator often! Not to mention the yummy phone sex calls I take on my available nights… It’s just on a limited basis-more limited than usual even. So if you’ve been looking for me, now you know what’s going on. Remember, you can always still email using my contact form if you’d like to set up a phone sex call with me! Right now I need at least a day’s notice, but I’m definitely still around! So make sure to find me if you feel like playing…

Anyway, now you know. And I won’t be discussing it again until I’m healed or you ask-which is why all the details. Let’s see…what else before I go? (It’s after 4 AM and I have a call with Pussy Boy in just a few hours.) Ummm… I have a new Twitter page up as of an hour ago! Make sure to take a look when you have time. Maybe leave me a comment and tell me what you think? It’s beautiful, AND it feels all “professional like”! *Laughs* I’m also working on getting my calendar set up so that you’ll always know when I have openings! The link is up in the top navigation bar, I’ll let you know when it’s public and ready for viewing. And I guess that’s it!

I’m off to bed now… Painkillers make me pretty sleepy, but (don’t laugh!) they also make me horny! I’m going to make myself cum before I drift off. I’ll be taking calls tomorrow (Saturday) after 11pm EST, and I do have openings late night, so definitely look for me! If you miss me tonight, I’ll be back Monday after 10. Bye for now!

At least it has been so far! (Don’t tell me you forgot? *Smiles*) For those of you who don’t already know, my birthday month begins every year on January 4th. I call it my birthday month, because I celebrate ALL month long! Not only celebrate, but I use it as an excuse for anything I want to have, or do, or not do…whatever the case may be. *Laughs* Anyway, don’t worry if you forgot~I didn’t exactly go out of my way to remind you this year. And of course, a few of my very special guys went wishlist crazy for my special day (TY Gun and Pussy Boy!) so I have tons of prezzies on the way! My favorite one so far is the IPod touch from Gun~OMG I can’t stop playing with this thing! I can email, IM, Tweet, and text message~PLUS play music! It’s amazing and I love it dearly! I won’t leave home without it.

And since it’s been almost a whole month since my last post, I suppose I should take a moment to let you know what I’ve been up to. First, and most importantly, I’m completely single again. Didn’t I say I’d get bored with him quickly? *Laughs* Of course, it was inevitable… It’s a good thing though. I mean, I could go into what I don’t miss about the sex, and all the time that the relationship was taking away from my web projects, etc., etc, blah blah blah… But the most important thing is that I walked away with a very clear conception of what I want and what kind of guy can give it to me. And unfortunately (yeah, I should have listened to my brain from the beginning!) neither of those things will ever be found inside a Dominant man. I’m not saying that my guys need to be completely submissive! One extreme would be as bad as the other! I’m just saying…in general… I’m the one in charge! *Smiles* And that’s all I have to say about that.

What else…working on some new web projects, as usual. (You know I have a hard time realizing how much is too much for me…lol…) But the main ones: A new GFE phone sex blog, a listing on this site of the other girls available at my toll free phone sex number when I’m not available, AND a weekly calendar for this site that I’ll update daily so that you’ll always know when I’ll be taking calls. Won’t that make life so much easier? *Smiles* Most of you have been really good about emailing/using my contact form to set up appoitments to play with me, but I’m pretty sure that some are still “slipping through the cracks”, so to speak. So that will be finished and added shortly.

Other than that, just lots of shopping, partying with my BFF and my gay husband (lol), and taking calls almost every night. See? Not too much to catch you up on. I don’t know, I find that I always have ideas for blogging in my head, but I rarely (if ever) write them down. So as the time passes, I start to forget, and I’m such a perfectionist about my web stuff, I can’t stand to write a half ass post without all the salient points included! Gotta work on that. That and blogging more often. *Sighs* I’ll get back to normal eventually, promise.

And that’s about it! I just spent the last 2 hours birthday shopping with my Pussy Boy, and even though it’s still a little bit early… I’m thinking I’m going to spend this next hour tending to my myriad of yummy phone sex blogs and then call it a night! I’ll possibly take calls for a little while Friday night, but I will not be available on Saturday as usual. The boys and I are having my belated birthday celebration and I’m sure it won’t be over till the wee hours of the morning… *Smiles*

So look for me Friday! If you don’t catch me then, you can always try on Monday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

Since I probably won’t get another chance to post before Christmas, I thought I’d take a quick moment to wish you a very merry one! How do you plan on spending it? For the first time in a long time, my Mom won’t be in town. Which is definitely strange, but also kind of a good thing for me because her last visit was so absolutely insane! Lol… (And yes, for those of you who wondered, my new car shipment is finally happening this Sunday! I’ll be getting my fancy new ride on New Year’s Eve. )

Anyway, I digress. I’ll be spending my Christmas this year with my BFF, his boyfriend (who I usually refer to as my gay husband *Smiles*) and most likely also my Benefactor. (Hey, someone has to cook, right? And that someone’s definitely not going to be me! *Laughs*) I’m so looking forward to spending the Holiday with friends, watching a movie or two, beating ALL their asses at Wii Boxing and Tetris Party… And of course spending the whole day in sexy low cut jammies cause my Mom won’t be here to make me cover up! *Giggles*

I’ve already been receiving LOTS of gorgeous wishlist prezzies~thanks so much to those of you who’ve gone out of your way to be my sexy Santas! (Pussy Boy, Gun, SmartMan, and my sweet subbie James…. I adore what you’ve sent me, and I can’t WAIT for the rest of my gifts to arrive!) If you’re reading this, and you haven’t yet decided what you’d love to spoil me with~you naughty last minute shopper, you!~ I have the perfect idea for you: Just send me a Victoria’s Secret e gift card. (Address it to kylie [@] kyliesbedroom.com – without the brackets, of course.) I’m sure you all know by now that I’m a total VS addict, and I can never get enough! Is there even such a thing as “too many” sexy panties? Lol…

And just in case you’d rather gift yourself this Holiday season? Treat yourself to the best gift of all: A super hot, totally yummy, unforgettable GFE phone sex call with ME. My schedule will be even more erratic than usual until the end of the year (just keep up with my Twitter feed for my availability), but I’ll be around here and there! And I’d absolutely love to cum with you…

Bye for now! (And again, Merry Christmas!)

ETA: OMG you guys are so awesome! 2 huge Victoria’s Secret gift cards already and I’m loving all the online shopping! So TY to my subbie James and my sweetheart Gun. And just in case you’re still looking for/making up your mind about something fun to send me? I found a new electronic gift card option on another one of my favorite sites! Check out Villainess.net. SUPER yummy soaps and body scrubs~LOVE this stuff and I always want more! (Hint: My Birthday is also coming up, you know… *Smiles*) Bye again!

So, have you missed me? I know, I know~ since this sites’ inception, I’ve been doing my level best to make sure I post at least weekly, and this past week I TOTALLY dropped the ball. To my credit, I do maintain about a million other blogs, and this being the newest one, sometimes my schedule gets away from me a bit. This past week though, my nonblogging hasn’t been due to my wicked procrastination habit! I don’t know if you’re following my Twitter feed (and if you’re not, you absolutely should be! *Smiles*) But last weekend, I got ambushed by one hell of a sinus infection that really took the life out of me. *Sighs* I hate getting sick! And of course, I had to exacerbate the whole thing by going out and partying every time I felt a tiny bit better, which kept making it worse in the end.

Blah, blah, blah~enough non sexy sick talk! *Laughs* The bottom line is that I haven’t been around too much lately, as I’m sure you’ve noticed. And once I did start really feeling better, around this past Monday, I had so much catching up to do with my pussy boy (catching up, and teasing, and denying, and punishing…lol… You know the drill. ) that my windows of availability have been almost non existent. Yes, you heard right, I’ve been even more difficult to find than usual! If that’s even possible….

Even with all of that, I have found a little time to play~here on my new private line, AND on Niteflirt. Yes, I know I’ve been saying that I’m transitioning away from that platform! But once in a while, especially if I only have an hour or less to be logged in, I still pop my sexy lil head in just to see what’s going on. This past Wednesday night was one of those nights.

I only stayed on for about two hours, and surprisingly, every single call I got was from a new caller. Not just new to me, bt new to the system altogether. That never happens to me! But I always enjoy talking to someone for the very first time, because it reminds me of why I love phone sex so much. The introductions, the getting to know yous, the playing and teasing as I find out what makes a guy tick and how I can drive him crazy! And of course, the “measuring out” of all of the above….

Anyway, I digress. My last call of the night was a pretty standard one. Meaning, nothing fetishy or kinky or extreme, lol! Just yummy, good old fashioned phone sex with nothing too complicated… So LOTS of time spent letting him get to know sexy, wonderful ME. *Giggles* And as the call ended, he said, “That was AMAZING! I’ve never met anyone like you before!” Which is probably my favorite compliment in the whole wide world! Followed closely by, “You’re my favorite phone sex girl ever!”, of course. *Smiles*

Why do I love that particular compliment so much? Because it’s so apropos! I’m a free spirit, but firmly grounded in reality. I’m a total slut, but always a perfect (some might even say prissy at times!) lil Princess. I’m a domme, but I get off on “submissive” things~like sucking cock and swallowing cum. (For the right guy of course~but still!) I’m a girlie girl, but I’m a HUGE sci fi nerd! (*Blushes*) I’m sweet but bratty at times… I’m fun but I take what I do seriously… And best of all? I honestly, really, COMPLETELY LOVE phone sex. AND I love having real orgasms while I play! (I know, that last sounds silly to say, but you’d be surprised at how many phone sex grils don’t.)

So when he said, “I’ve never met anyone like you before!” I replied, just like I always do, whether in person or over the phone: “Thanks! I get that a lot.” And I do! But I’ll still never tire of hearing it. If you know me, you know exactly what I mean! And if we haven’t had the pleasure of playing together? You should definitely call and find out for yourself. *Smiles* I’m not promising that I’m unilaterally perfect~I’m not going to be the girl for everyone. But you never know, you might be pleasantly surprised! And no matter what, I can promise that with me~you’ll never, EVER be bored.

I’m going to close this now because it’s pretty late and I need to take my sexy lil ass to sleep! I have tons of web chores to catch up on when I wake up, including finishing up some of the odds and ends on this site. Plus, I want to get everything important finished before I take calls! I have another party to go to on Sunday afternoon, which will probably last until sometime on Monday like the last one! *Grins* I’ll be available and taking calls on Saturday night after 10pm EST, so call me if you see me available! I do have some long calls scheduled, so keep checking back if you can’t get through. And if you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Monday after 10pm. Bye for now!