First off, I have to say that I had NO idea that I’d gone so long without writing! I just checked and it’s actually been a whole month! Which is shocking, even by Kylie standards. So if you’ve missed me, I apologize. I always used to say that there’s nothing worse than an “abandoned” phone sex blog- I could never understand why so many phone sex girls would go to all the trouble of making a pretty site, asking guys to come there, building up a regular “readership”, only to stop posting when life gets in the way. Because for the old Kylie, NOTHING got in the way of my website maintenance! (As evidenced by my 18 and counting websites, lol…) Obviously, I’m starting to see how blogging can fall by the wayside. (As evidenced by my long absence and poorly maintained niche sites. *Frowns*)

Don’t go thinking I’m digressing and falling off topic here, either! I’m getting there, I promise.

As you know by know, I’ve been attempting-and failing-to “get back on the horse”, so to speak. And it creates a vicious cycle! Because when I wait so long in between posts, I have SO much to tell you about what’s going on in my life, lots of random, fun, sexy stuff that I’d love to share gets forgotten. Or buried within a novel about my personal life! Lol… And that’s an issue for me. I was thrilled when I finally broke free from Niteflirt rules about acceptable topics! The thought of being able to just be a sex blogger, instead of obsessing about keywords and an antiquated TOS was so exciting to me! HOWEVER. I never meant to become a boring, tell you what brand of shoes/bag I just bought, list a blow by blow of my day kind of writer! Which sadly, is what I’m feeling like I’ve become.

This blog was always supposed to be about ME (Of course!) But it was also supposed to be sexual commentary… Fun links to interesting sexual stuff I find in my internet travels… My opinions on fetishes and types of calls and, well… Everything! Like, a blog that you want to read for itself, not just because you love Moi. You know? (Of course, still read because you love me! I’m just saying. *Laughs*)

So I’ve decided. It’s time for me to turn over a sexy new leaf. Not oly am I going to devote one day a week to web work and blogging (on ALL of my sites! But especially this one.) I’m going to be the kind of kick ass sexy girl blogger I always aspired to be “when I grew up”! *Smiles* Instead of just bookmarking sites I find, I’m going to share them here. Instead of making endless mental notes about my next post, I’m going to actually post, damnit! Lol… Honestly, stay tuned in the near future. I think you’ll find the new KyliesBedroom.com a pretty interesting place. And hey, if I can get my procrastination habit under control-it may even become a frequently updated one. *Blushes* Wait and see.

So. A quick rundown of the last month, as I know you’re so used to me rambling on and on about my stuff… Gotta taper you off slowly. No one should have to kick their Kylie-Habit cold turkey. *Giggles* K. Ankle is still all messed up, tendon is still torn, looking at six months of recovery AND six more months of no high heels. Tragic, I know-but I’m dealing. Barely. Lol… What else… Looking to move soon! It seems I have termites and I have no desire to let my landlord tent my house with all my belongings still inside! So I’ve been spending a lot of time house hunting-it’s harder than it’s ever been before! (I guess I”m pickier than I’ve ever been before…lol…)

Been super busy with calls, but only with my exclusive circle of five or six guys-they haven’t left much time for anyone else, which is a good thing for me! Not so great for the rest of you. Even that’s changing in the coming weeks, though! Case in point: I’m available and taking calls right now, no appointments required! And I plan to be more often… My new calendar should be up and running within the week, so I’ll be posting my additional (no appointment necessary, but still preferred!) schedule soon!

And I guess that’s it! I had every intention of taking calls a little later tonight, but in the interim while writing to you here, I got 2 super long, super yummy, super orgasmic (*Blushes*) calls… So I’m afraid it’s time for me to hit the sack. (It is almost 4AM, after all.) But definitely keep an eye out for my updates! I’ll be back and writing here again before you know it. Bye for now!

I was (uncharacteristically) sitting at my desk on a Saturday~actually starting on my mountain of web chores, lol… And I stumbled across this cool little site. Since I know how you always want to know everything about me (*teasing*) I figured it would be okay for me to share my playlist here. Now I know my taste in music is a little eclectic, a little commercial, a little gay bar-ish, and probably a little bit “15 year old girl-y”, *Laughs* But you’re not allowed to laugh! By clicking play, all you’re allowed to do is listen and enjoy. The songs below are in no particular order.

I’ll be posting again soon-I’m in the market for two or three new “phone boyfriends”, so I’ll need to tell you what I’m going to do about that and what YOU need to do if you’d like to be one of them! *Smiles* So be on the lookout for that in the next few days. I’ll possibly be taking calls tonight, possibly not… Pussy Boy and James spoiled me stupid rotten this week (TY Boys!), so I may spend the night on my perfect lil ass shopping with my pile of gift cards and watching TV. Or, I may end up at the gay bar again with Gusband and my BFF. OR, I may be too impossibly horny to spend a Saturday night without yummy phone sex orgasms, so I may take calls! *Blushes* It all depends on how the next 90 minutes treat me. Regardless, enjoy the Kylie Soundtrack below. And FYI, I will NOT be taking calls tomorrow (Sunday), as I’ll be doing the Easter Brunch thing with My Gays and BFF’s family. But if you miss me tonight, I’ll be back Monday after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

I’d really like to title this post with a little less foreshadowing, and then lead into it with a cute, pithy lilttle story… Maybe some fun little anecdotes, maybe some sexy teasing, maybe even whet your appetite with a picture or two. Actually, I really do need to start sharing more pictures with you here. I used to do it all the time on my old blog, remember that? I don’t know, I guess I’m still really enticed by all the photos I’ve placed on this site-and you gotta admit, there are a lot of HOT ones! But still. Note to self: Start posting pictures inside blog posts! (I’ll just add it to the list of a zillion and one other web chores that I haven’t gotten around to just yet… *Blushes*)

Anyway. While I know that I should make this post a little more well written, the goal here is pretty much informational-as opposed to being literary-so forgive my lack of flowing prose and just pretend I popped some in the intro, K? K. Besides, if you read my post below, and you’re following my Twitter as you’re supposed to be, you already know all about my sexy invalid status! *laughs* But just in case you still haven’t made a Twitter account so you can legally stalk me and read my updates to your heart’s content (lol) I’ll elaborate.

Remember when I mentioned in my last post that I had an ankle injury? Ummm, yeah…. Turns out that it’s not just a bone spur. It’s actually that AND an honest to goodness torn tendon in my ankle. *Pouts* I know, crazy right? I know they say “pain is the price of beauty” but I don’t think it’s supposed to mean serious injury! Lol… It’s been ridiculous. I don’t want to let this descend into a long discussion on the subject-so suffice it to say that I have at least 8 weeks of recovery ahead of me, and for the last few weeks I’ve been accessorizing with my very own ankle brace and ice pack. And no: still no shopping, still no heels, still no working out, still no pedicures! *Sobs* Oh, and not to mention that I’m also just getting over the flu. I know! It just hasn’t been my month! Lol…

Now don’t go thinking that I’ve been completely miserable! You know me better than that, right? *Smiles* My sweetheart Gun, Money Pet P, and Pussy Boy have kept me swimming in Amazon Gift Cards! (TY Guys! You know how much I appreciate you~or at least you’d better!) So I’ve had plenty of books to read on my Kindle (about 12 or 13 books over the last 2 weeks!) Plus movies and shows from Amazon VOD that I can stream right to my TV with my Roku. And of course there’s no shortage of Boys here locally-gay and straight-who come over to do just about anything I need… From cooking/bringing me dinner, to cleaning my house, to just keeping me company when I get sick of sitting around. Not that I need anyone to do too much for me~I always have a hard time sitting still so I’m probably up and around more than I should be. *Blushes* But still.

But that’s why I’ve coined myself the Sexy invalid… Because I still get up every day and put on VS jammies or sleep clothes, still look fucking adorable (IMO, of course!) Still stay in a pretty great mood, and of course I still cum with my vibrator often! Not to mention the yummy phone sex calls I take on my available nights… It’s just on a limited basis-more limited than usual even. So if you’ve been looking for me, now you know what’s going on. Remember, you can always still email using my contact form if you’d like to set up a phone sex call with me! Right now I need at least a day’s notice, but I’m definitely still around! So make sure to find me if you feel like playing…

Anyway, now you know. And I won’t be discussing it again until I’m healed or you ask-which is why all the details. Let’s see…what else before I go? (It’s after 4 AM and I have a call with Pussy Boy in just a few hours.) Ummm… I have a new Twitter page up as of an hour ago! Make sure to take a look when you have time. Maybe leave me a comment and tell me what you think? It’s beautiful, AND it feels all “professional like”! *Laughs* I’m also working on getting my calendar set up so that you’ll always know when I have openings! The link is up in the top navigation bar, I’ll let you know when it’s public and ready for viewing. And I guess that’s it!

I’m off to bed now… Painkillers make me pretty sleepy, but (don’t laugh!) they also make me horny! I’m going to make myself cum before I drift off. I’ll be taking calls tomorrow (Saturday) after 11pm EST, and I do have openings late night, so definitely look for me! If you miss me tonight, I’ll be back Monday after 10. Bye for now!

When I’m having fun. And I have been having fun lately! Probably a little too much, lol… The crazy weekend I wrote about below was just as crazy as I expected it to be. Mom was here-it was lots of fun but extremely annoying! I don’t know, I’ve always been so happy and excited to see her, but I think I may be growing up a little? Meaning, I feel like when she’s here it’s a constant bother! Like, I don’t need someone to tell me how to drive and what shoes to wear and when I should wake up! *Laughs* It’s even crazier because I know she’s always been like this, but it’s only recently that it’s starting to bother me. There’s always the upside though-which is that she cooks like a maniac and fills up my fridge and freezer with groceries! Lol… She’s been gone for a while now and the first time I’ve had to cook anything was last night.

I also went to see “Wicked, which was as amazing as I’d hoped it would be! With a couple small exceptions. First, I was up till 6am the night before, talking to Pussy Boy… And since my BFF and Gusband were coming over at 1 to start my “hair creation”, lol… I was exhausted! I was literally falling asleep throughout the whole first act. *Frowns* (Don’t worry- I’ve read the book and owned the soundtrack for years so I knew the story. AND I made Pussy Boy pay *dearly* to recompense! *Laughs*)

Second, I wore the most impossible stiletto heels to the show, assuming we’d valet or I’d get dropped off at the door. Of course we got there too late to do either of the above, so I had to walk…oh… I’m thinking just over half a mile in my adorable heels. Didn’t seem like a big deal at the time, but as the days passed… Shopping for 6 hours with my Mom, walking at the beach with her… I started to notice that there was definitely a problem! To make a long story short: excruciating pain! Done the xray thing and the doctor visits since~apparently I have stretched tendons and a bone spur and a pretty bad sprain. Some of this will take surgery to correct~and I am NOT ready to have another surgery! So they’re going to do some laser treatments to erode the sharp edges and reduce inflammation…blah, blah, blah…. Lol.

Suffice it to say, I’ve been a (albeit, a super sexy, lol) invalid for the past week or so. *Sighs* Lots of pain meds, lots of lying around, and lots of my Boys and my Benefactor waiting on me hand and foot. Which wouldn’t be so bad, except for the fact that every time I do have to go out? I have to wear-wait for it- FLAT. SHOES. Oh, the horrors!! Lol…. I’m joking here, but it really is unbearable. Plus, no shopping. *Sobs* None! Well….a little online shopping. *Giggles* But it’s not the same~you know about my addiction. So yeah…it hasn’t been so great.

And you’d think I’d be taking all this downtime to catch up on my web chores and take some extra calls, right? I wish! (Although I am getting some stuff done this morning-can you believe I’m blogging and it’s not even Noon? *Smiles*) There are so many fun books to read and TV to catch up on and sleep to have! Lol… I’ve been a total lazy daisy. And while I do feel a little guilty about it at times, it’s just the way it is. *Sighs*

Of course, I have taken calls from a few guys…. But Pussy Boy, Money Pet P, and my sweet subbie James have been monopolizing all my free time and spoiling me rotten….lol. I’ve snuck in a few extra days of availability though-and I plan to keep doing that when possible like I mentioned in my last post. I don’t exactly send out a memo when I do this, though! So if you always want to know when I’m taking calls, make sure to check my Twitter feed daily! I’m a bit of a Twitter addict lately, since Gun bought me my awesome new Ipod…so definitely follow me if you aren’t yet.

And I guess that’s about it! I just wanted to write a quick note because (as usual) it’s been so long. I”ll be taking calls for a bit tonight, but I have appointments all night long so I’m pretty booked solid. Same goes for Saturday. Still, feel free to email via my contact form if you’d like to set something up. Since I’ve been so busy lately, I may even make myself available on Sunday this week! We’ll see….

Going to soak in a looong, yummy bubble bath, have a nap, and hopefully get to a podcast later. Bye for now!

The upcoming weekend is going to present some schedule challenges~as if I don’t always have enough of those already, lol… It’s a shame, too, because I had such plans to write a companion post to the one below! Keep checking back for that in the coming days. I usually make an effort not to ever be too negative here on my super sexy phone sex blog, but the opportunity to write about what I don’t like is one I just can’t pass up!

Back to my schedule. First: Thursday night, I’m going to see the musical “Wicked”. Finally! I’ve been waiting and longing and dreaming of it for SO long (not to mention singing along with the soundtrack~and don’t you dare laugh! *Giggles*) But every time it’s been in town, I always end up procrastinating until it’s too late and missing out. Yes, my sweets~phone sex isn’t the only thing I procrastinate. Unfortunately, my bad habit carries over into every aspect of my life. And this time is no exception! I’m going tonight and I only bought the tickets 2 days ago. Lucky for me, there were still seats available at a pretty reasonable price. So, I’m going with my Gusband (cool abbreviation for “Gay Husband”, don’t you think? ) and my BFF. Which means I’ll start getting ready at about 2pm so BFF can do my hair and I can get all dolled up and beautiful. Dinner reservations at 5, then the show, then the drive home… It’ll be late, and I know myself too well to think I’ll be in the mood for calls after. So Thursday night is completely out.

Add to that, I just found out that my Mom is flying in on Friday. *Sighs* I’m totally happy to see her, but the visit is pretty unexpected which means a LOT of last minute plans! I have no idea what we’ll be doing yet, I’ll figure that out sometime Friday morning…lol… Anyway, Friday night is also out.

Saturday, I’ll be busy with her all day and then I have standing appointments scheduled late night until around 4am. I’m definitely willing to take a call or two after, but it’ll be by appointment only! Which means that you’ll have to drop me an email sometime before 1am Saturday night (technically Sunday AM) if you want me to fit you in. And then Sunday, BFF will be doing her hair and then we’re all going to the gay bar after. Which is a little bit….strange…to say the least! Lol… I’ve been partying in gay bars since I was 17, but I’ve never gone with my Mom before~for obvious reasons! Either way, it’ll be a late night and when I get home, I’ll be heading straight to bed.

But wait! I’m not finished yet. Monday daytime will be all ALONE time, recovering from the Mom visit. Monday night, I have Pussy Boy for the early part of the night and then Money Pet P late night. And then of course, Tuesday is My Princess Day, which is always my official day off. So until next Wednesday, I’m pretty much completely booked solid. And since my schedule isn’t usually quite this crazy, I thought I should let you know. Now remember: I’m always willing to make myself available when possible!! I just won’t be able for “spontaneous” phone sex, so to speak… Not until at least next Wednesday night.

I do have plans to start making myself available a little more often in the coming weeks. As of now, I’m thinking Monday and Friday afternoons from 2 or 3pm until 5pm, just to allow for those of you who can’t always make appointments or wait around for me to be available. (Of course, we all know I’m worth the wait… But I’m just saying. *Smiles*) When I pick exact days and times, I’ll write again and let you know.

I need to close this soon, because Pussy Boy is calling back in just a few minutes. But since I haven’t written in awhile, a quick update on what I’ve been up to: LOTS of shopping with my Boys~turns out, my BFF gets a HUGE discount at the department store where his salon is. So we did the crazy 3 mall shopping tour of the Bay area, lol… Just a few hundred dollars and I scored (literally) a trunkful of clothes, shoes, and makeup! SO much fun. Also a few shopping trips with my Benefactor~I’m redoing my living room, so he bought me rugs and curtains and bookshelves… Without boring you with a lot more shopping details, suffice it to say that it’s VERY good to be me!

Lots of calls with my Pussy Boy, a few with my SmartMan, a couple with my Saturday Night Boyfriend Gun… HOT tease and denial cuckold phone sex, tease and denial sessions, and yummy, sexy, very taboo phone sex roleplay (As you all know by now, a few of my very favorite things. *Blushes*) And of course, Valentines Day wishlist prezzies and Villainess and Victoria’s Secret Egift cards from all three. (TY sooo much, sweethearts! I adore all of them, you’re so good to me!) Reading a LOT on my Kindle, working on my new websites, getting back into/busting my ass at the gym… Just the usual. My usual fun, crazy, beautiful, hectic, completely spoiled rotten life. *Smiles*

And I guess that’s it! I’ll write again soon and I promise, when I do? It won’t be a boring schedule post! *Laughs* Bye for now…

PS I almost forgot! I have to say a big special thank you to my sweet subbie James for the cat crate and candle lighter! You always pick the sweetest things~Happy Valentines Day to you, too. Bye again!

Sorry to disappoint, but I’m not doing an actual blog post today/this week/whatever. I just spent the last few hours working on a vanilla voice over project, then a podcast for my erotic audio site, The Phone Sex Radio. Unfortunately for you, if you’re HERE, you already know everything about what I said, because the whole podcast is devoted to describing this new site of mine, Kylie’s Bedroom.

I know, a little disappointing, but at least you get the opportunity to listen to my sweet, sexy lil voice, right? *Smiles* Plus, if you haven’t ever seen the site, there are at least one or two things to keep you occupied for a while. Pictures, erotic audio, my old podcasts, etc. So I’ll provide a link below so you can take a listen if you’re so inclined:

I’ll be available and taking yummy phone sex calls tonight, but most likely not till after 10 or 11pm EST. It’s Saturday, and that’s my busiest night of the week, so you should know that I have a few long scheduled calls already! But you can feel free to give me a call, if ever you see that my availability button over to your right says, “Available/Call Now”! I won’t be around at all on Sunday~I have another party to attend and if I have my way, I’ll be a very naughty girl and won’t be home tlll sometime Monday afternoon! *Laughs* So if you’ve been looking to play with me, make sure to call me tonight! Bye for now!

I’m still settling in here, but how do you like the new site? Wait- I suppose I’m operating under the assumption that you’ve seen my old site, and just in case you haven’t yet… Well. If we haven’t yet had the pleasure of meeting, I hope you’ve taken a moment to browse around and get to know me a little better. Most everything you’d ever want to know about me is contained in these pages, with MUCH more information to come! On the other hand, if we have already spoken, then you already know and love me (*giggles*) and you’re probably surprised to see me here, and moving away from Niteflirt.

So I’ll explain. As you may or may not know, Niteflirt has been having some technical difficulties lately. I won’t get into all of them here, suffice it to say that they’ve been a little…difficult…for me to deal with. At first, I thought it would be a temporary setback, and that within days, my usual routine of taking calls there would be back to normal. But as time passed, I started to realize a few things.

1. I’ve been wanting to go completely independent for quite some time! Niteflirt is an awesome platform, I’ll probably never disappear from there completely (hence, the links to “Kylie’s Websites” you see in the sidebar which are all Niteflirt based sites.) But it’s always been my plan to be my own boss and make my own rules. This downtime gave me the motivation I needed to achieve that goal.
2. For the past year and a half, I’ve really only been regularly available for a handful of my favorite dedicated callers. But taking calls on a huge platform was making it so that my favorite guys couldn’t always get through to me! Well, that and my limited schedule, but I digress. *Smiles* I know this may sound crazy to some of you, but I like keeping my circle of callers relatively small. I like being a little elusive, and being exclusive. If we’ve never played before, don’t worry! I always want to meet new guys, and make new favorites! Being completely independent will allow me to do all of that MUCH more easily!
3. Lastly, the phone sex experience that I provide is unique, and sometimes difficult to describe! I’m a total phone sex girlfriend, I’m sensually dominant, I’m into fetish and fem domme but I’m also a horny slut! I like details, I like intimacy, I actually love cumming on the phone! My point is, that it’s hard to prepackage who I am and what I do into a one page listing to attract the kind of guys I enjoy! I know that if you’ve found me here, and you decide to call and play with me, you know what I’m about and I’m exactly what you’re looking for! As opposed to hearing my voice on some 1 800 number and deciding that I’d sound really good gagging on your cock. Lol… I know, colorful example, but hopefully you get my point! *Laughs*

So. Now I’m here, and I’m loving my new little one girl service! I can do what I want, take calls when I want, and I can even talk about whatever I want! Yes, my sweets~unlike Niteflirt, my private line has NO restricted topics! We can play any kind of kinky games your dirty little mind can dream up! Sounds like fun, doesn’t it?

This site is still kind of under construction, so I’ll be adding more stuff soon! Just know that I’m around, I’m taking calls, and if you’ve missed me~feel free to call me here from now on! I’ll be adding availability buttons very soon so you’ll always know my status. And for the next few weeks, I’ll be available MUCH more often than my posted schedule to make sure that you’ll be able to find me whenever you’re looking.

It’s late now, and I’ve got to get back to taking calls so I’m going to close this now. Thanks for stopping by my bedroom… I look forward to playing with you very soon!



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