Even I’m embarrassed at how long it’s been since I wrote last! I’ve decided that it’s not all my procrastination, though… A lot of it’s Twitter. Cause back when I didn’t have my handy dandy “micro blog”, I wrote all the time over at KylieCallMe.com! But now, even when I think I’m getting my mojo back, lol… Life always hands me a million more things to procrastinate add to my to do list. *Laughs*
At least this time, I actually have some good stuff to share with you! The Calendar I’ve been promising for the last million and a half years is finally live! I think it’s pretty self explanatory, but just in case you need a little help, lol… The dates are color coded by the type of event. So yellow is available and red is not available and so on. You can mouse over any date to see what’s going on with me that day. If you’d like to schedule something, you can click on the date and go right to my contact form to send me an email. See? Pretty simple. And I promise- I’ll do my very best to actually keep it updated! (I know you don’t believe me, but I will! Lol…) The good part is, I only have to do it once a month, so it shouldn’t be too hard.
Also, I should have a bit more availability in the coming weeks! See, for those of you who know me, the following shoud come as no surprise. But for those of you who don’t know me yet, I’ll let you in on a little secret: Phone sex isn’t all about the money for me. *Gasp* I know, right? Seems pretty atypical and a little paradoxical… Considering my milieu AND considering the fact that my little group of dedicated regulars spoil me completely and ridiculously rotten! Lol… But it’s true. I choose my favorite callers based on personality, and sexual compatibility, and… Well, it’s a pretty long list, so I’ll stop here. Just know that the financial aspect is not and never has been at the top of my list.
Occasionally, I get guys who (in my opinion), think they can treat me any old way they feel like, and that a substantial monetary gift will keep me happy and let them continue their less than stellar behavior. Unfortunately for them, that’s not the case. *Laughs* So for one particular poor unfortunate soul (free nude pic of me to the first guy to recognize THAT movie reference and comment below, lol) KylieLand’s borders are forever closed. No more Kylie Fix, no more of my special brand of super yummy GFE phone sex, no more of my sweet attention and affection- Told him to take his cash and hit the road.
Lucky for the rest of you, it means more time and availability for you to play with adorable moi, which is always a good thing, no? Lol…
I can see how (some of you) might think that it’s mean of me to not only cut a guy off, but to do it so publicly. BUT, I think it’s important to be clear about how I operate, especially for those of you who I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. I think it’s much HOTTER to play with a girl who likes you for YOU, instead of just your money. If you’re the type of guy that I really like, you definitely agree with me.
Anyway, what else…. Moving at the end of September, to a fabulous, big new house with a pool! Still doing a ton of Puppy stuff-I swear, it’s like Motherhood, I wish someone had warned me in advance! Lol… Super busy with Pussy Boy (another post this week about him) and my Sweetheart Gun, and a few others (you know who you are!) Calmed down quite a bit with partying- Had a killer sinus infection last month that made me reevaluate my sleeping habits! *Laughs* And I guess that’s it!
I’m booked for most of this week, but I’ll update my new calendar often, so make sure to check back there to look for any last minute changes. Or just drop me an email already! Like the title says: I want you to come play with me! *Blushes* Bye for now!










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Would that be the Little Mermaid?
Missed you Kylie. *xoxo*
It’s sad! But true… Lol… Yes, it is
Is the email addy you posted with one that I can mail to? If so, your pic will be on its’ way tomorrow afternoon.
Missed you too, sweets! It’s been forever! I hope you’ve been well… Give me a call sometime…
Xoxo, Kylie